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The Modernist Comedian's Journey How has it come to this? That's what new show Tilting at Windmills finds John Kearns asking, and – after a fashion – it's what TS Eliot asked in The Waste Land, the modernist poem Kearns deploys here as an unlikely motif. After the breakup of a 12-year relationship with the mother of his son, we find the 39-year-old angrier than usual, and unmoored: flat-hunting pessimistically while living back home with mum and dad, roaming the streets of London having fled a disappointing walking tour based on Eliot's verse. High Culture Meets Everyday Life Sound clips of the poem, read by Alec Guinness, punctuate the show. They infuse it (as Van Gogh's Starry Night did with its predecessor, The Varnishing Days) equally with awe, at life's ineffable mysteries, and bathos – at the contrast between high literary culture and the humdrum realities of our host's life. Here he is shopping in Aldi with his mum; there he is naked and not very wet under a dripping shower. A remark about washing machines by a newspaper columnist induces a bout of class anxiety; an awkward teenage meeting is recalled with then-PM Tony Blair, who came to see Kearns' school play. Existential Questions and Personal Struggles Under Jon Brittain's direction, this all comes at us in Eliot-alike fragments, as Kearns bounces between existential conjecture (an encounter with ventriloquist Nina Conti has him wondering "am I my own puppet?!") and sadness at the wreckage of his domestic dreams. We're not let deeply into all that: no oversharer he. But if his real feelings are woven obliquely into this tapestry of a Streatham clown adrift, they remain palpable, not least in the surprising ferocity this usually low-key act brings to his dialogues with dimwit estate agent Connor, say, or with two poetry scholars in a pub over an illicit packet of prawn cocktail crisps. A Poignant Reflection on Modern Life Maybe its sharp edges, that sense of real hurt beneath the (very funny) gags about Kearns' limited commercial reach, forestall hilarity. But there's no resisting the care, the craft and the many beautifully turned phrases of a comic who "feels like he's being CC'ed into his own life". At its best, this show about The Waste Land itself aspires to wonderstruck, workaday poetry. Show Information Artist: John Kearns Show: Tilting at Windmills Director: Jon Brittain Touring to 6 November

The Race for Bowen IntensifiesChelsea, Liverpool, and Manchester United are all interested in Jarrod Bowen as rival clubs prepare to capitalize on West Ham's financial problems by targeting their best players. The England winger has become the subject of intense transfer speculation as West Ham faces the very real threat of relegation from the Premier League.Bowen's West Ham Legacy and Current FormThe 29-year-old has been outstanding for West Ham since joining from Hull in January 2020 and his status as one of the most loved players in the club's history is not in doubt. This season, he has registered a combined 21 goals and assists, demonstrating his consistent attacking prowess. Bowen scored the winning goal when West Ham beat Fiorentina in the Conference League final in 2020, cementing his place in the club's recent history.Financial Pressure at West HamWest Ham will need to raise more than £100m if relegated from the Premier League, creating significant financial pressure. The club made a £104.2m loss in the last financial year and will need to make sales even if they avoid relegation. With Tottenham potentially taking a point from either of their final two games, West Ham's fate could be sealed this week, forcing them into a position where they must consider selling their most valuable assets.Clubs' Strategic Interest in BowenEach of the interested clubs views Bowen differently based on their current squad needs:Liverpool have long been admirers of Bowen and could target him as they look to boost their forward options.Manchester United are keen to add more depth in attack after qualifying for the Champions League and regard Bowen's versatility as a big plus. He predominantly plays on the right but can operate as a central striker and United are considering him as an option on the left wing.Chelsea are another intriguing option. They have focused on signing young players but are keen to add more experience. Their interest in Bowen is not at an advanced stage but they believe he could offer competition on the right and potentially provide cover for their strikers.Bowen's Future and West Ham's DilemmaBowen has stayed loyal to West Ham and is thought to be happy in London, but relegation could force him to reassess his priorities. With his contract not expiring until 2030, West Ham would likely command a substantial fee for their star winger. The club faces the difficult decision of potentially losing one of their most popular players while needing to raise significant funds, with other targets including Mateus Fernandes (with interest from Arsenal, United and Paris Saint-Germain) and Dutch winger Crysencio Summerville also up for sale.

Neymar's Return to Brazil: Redemption and National HopeNeymar is Brazil's record goalscorer but hasn't played for the national team for three years. He was part of the greatest attack of all time – MSN – but never won a Ballon d'Or. A generational talent who arguably butchered his career with money-fuelled moves to PSG and Saudi Arabia. After too many off-pitch controversies to count – only this month, he slapped a Santos teammate, Robinho Jr, in training – Neymar will be remembered as much for knack (including the injury that kept him out of that 7-1 defeat by Germany – as he will for the nutmegs, the rainbow flicks, the Remontada heroics, his Pausa, Bigger Cup triumphs, and Puskas Award goal. The overarching feeling for many is "yes, what a player", but also, "what a waste".That is, at least, the view from Europe, and when it comes to the Geopolitics World Cup that view matters not one jot. Simply put, the European mind (save for Carlo Ancelotti, of course) cannot comprehend how different the standpoint is in Brazil, where Neymar remains a sort of demi-deity – seemingly the last bastion of jogo bonito and the essence of the Selecao; both a symbol of its glorious past and its recent struggle. No Brazil team has ever gone longer than the current 24-year World Cup drought. After decades of collective suffering – Neymar and Brazil are in desperate need of redemption and glory. In a deeply Catholic country, those themes are overwhelmingly seductive.The Controversial Journey of Brazil's Record GoalscorerOne only needs to watch the videos of people reacting to Neymar's inclusion in Ancelotti's Brazil squad to get a sense of it. Grown men were reduced to hot salty tears of joy (and fits of destruction), there were parties in the streets and schoolchildren – so young that they were not even born when Neymar was in his Barcelona pomp – chanted wildly in celebration, apparently hard-wired in their devotion. "Neymar will be an important player for us at the World Cup," soothed Ancelotti. "We realised that in this last period he had continuity and was in good physical condition." Not to mention 11 goals and four assists in his last 18 matches for a relegation-threatened Santos.Neymar's domestic form and a complete lack of it for João Pedro in a Brazil shirt – no goals or assists in eight appearances to date – is probably lost on many commentators and Social Media Disgrace influencers complaining on Tuesday at Ancelotti's omission of the Chelsea forward. And while that was a surprise, it's probably best not to question Ancelotti, one of the greatest managers of all time with five Bigger Cups to his name. You're better off with Ancelotti than without him and if you don't believe that, just have a look at how Real Madrid are doing at the moment.Brazil's 24-Year World Cup Drought and the Weight of ExpectationIn a deeply Catholic country, themes of redemption and glory are overwhelmingly seductive. Neymar represents more than just football talent to Brazilians – he embodies their hopes for ending the longest World Cup drought in the nation's history. The emotional reaction to his selection speaks volumes about the pressure and expectation placed on both the player and the team. While European critics focus on his controversial career moves and off-field incidents, Brazilians see in Neymar the potential to restore national pride and deliver the glory they've been waiting for a generation.The contrast between European perception and Brazilian adoration couldn't be starker. While many in Europe view Neymar's career as a waste of potential, in Brazil he remains a demi-deity – the last bastion of jogo bonito and the essence of the Selecao. This cultural divide highlights how differently football is viewed across continents, with Brazil's collective suffering making their need for redemption all the more acute.Can Neymar Deliver Brazil's World Cup Dream?The question now is whether Neymar can deliver on the immense weight of expectation. At 34 years old, he may be in the twilight of his international career, but his recent form suggests he still possesses the quality to make a difference. With 11 goals and four assists in his last 18 matches for Santos, despite playing for a relegation-threatened team, he has proven he can still deliver at the highest level.Carlo Ancelotti's decision to include Neymar, despite the controversy, signals a belief that the veteran star can still be an important player for Brazil. The Italian manager, one of the greatest in the game with five European Cups to his name, clearly sees value in Neymar's experience and quality. Whether this gamble pays off remains to be seen, but for a nation starved of success, Neymar represents their best hope of ending their World Cup drought and bringing glory back to Brazil.

Rooney’s Decision to Publish with a BDS‑Compliant Israeli House Sally Rooney announced that her latest novel Intermezzo will be translated into Hebrew by November Books, an independent Israeli publisher that meets the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) movement’s exemption criteria. The publisher does not operate in Israeli settlements, receives no state funding, and publicly recognises Palestinian rights. Key Facts and Timeline 2024 – Intermezzo becomes Rooney’s bestselling novel. 2021 – Rooney turned down a Hebrew translation offer for Beautiful World, Where Are You to support the BDS movement. May 19, 2026 – Announcement that the Hebrew edition will be released by November Books in partnership with +972 Magazine and Local Call. 2025‑2026 – Over 7,000 authors and advocacy groups have signed onto the cultural boycott of Israeli publishers. Financial and Market Numbers Behind the Deal Rooney’s four novels have been translated into dozens of languages, generating significant global sales. While exact revenue figures for the Hebrew edition are undisclosed, the following data illustrate the scale of her market impact: Four bestselling titles, each selling > 1 million copies worldwide. Translations in over 50 languages to date. The cultural boycott has rallied 2,000+ arts organisations, potentially shifting market share away from mainstream Israeli publishers. Implications for the Publishing Industry and Cultural Boycott Debate The partnership signals a growing willingness among high‑profile authors to align publishing choices with political convictions. It challenges the traditional dominance of established Israeli houses such as Modan, which previously handled Rooney’s Hebrew editions. Critics argue the move fuels accusations of antisemitism, while supporters view it as a principled stand against what they describe as Israeli apartheid. Looking Ahead: Potential Trajectories for BDS‑Influenced Publishing Analysts predict that if more authors follow Rooney’s example, BDS‑aligned publishers could carve out a niche market, prompting mainstream houses to reassess their policies regarding Israeli settlements and state funding. Conversely, heightened backlash from pro‑Israel groups may lead to legal challenges or increased pressure on retailers to limit distribution of such titles. The outcome will likely shape the broader cultural‑boycott landscape for years to come.

Enhanced VoiceOver Capabilities Apple announced several new accessibility updates to features like VoiceOver, voice control, live recognition, and real-time caption generation for videos that will be powered by Apple Intelligence. The company also said that Vision Pro users will be able to control a compatible wheelchair with their eyes using this update. Improved Image Recognition The company said that Apple Intelligence’s image-recognition feature in VoiceOver will understand the image better and describe it in greater detail. For instance, it can look at a bill and read out the details such as the amount and due date. Apple said that the updated feature can also better describe photographs and personal records. Live Recognition and Voice Commands Users can now use an iPhone to activate the Live Recognition feature, which uses a camera to identify content in the frame, and also ask follow-up questions to know more. Users with low vision can also assign Magnifier to the action button, which presents content on a high-contrast interface. Plus, they can use voice commands such as “zoom in” or “turn on flashlight” to access features. Natural Language Processing The voice command update is not limited to the Magnifier app. Apple said that users can describe tasks in natural language to take action on what they see on the screen. For instance, in Apple Maps, they can say, “Tap the guide about best restaurants,” or in Files, they can say “Tap the purple folder.” Reader Updates The company is also updating Reader, which can now handle documents like scientific papers with multiple columns, images, and tables. Users can get AI-powered summaries or read the text in the native language with custom fonts and colors retained. AI-Generated Subtitles and Wheelchair Control Apple is adding AI-generated subtitles for videos that don’t have pre-generated captions. The company announced a new project where Vision Pro users can control their compatible wheelchairs with their eyes. Additional Features and Availability The name-recognition feature, which notifies users with hearing disabilities when someone says their name, now supports 50 languages. Apple will roll out large text support to tvOS. These features will be available to users later this year, likely as part of Apple’s upcoming iOS release.

Wiegman's Key Advice for Mead Sarina Wiegman has said Beth Mead's next transfer will be a "very important" factor in the England forward's chances of going to the 2027 Women's World Cup, as the outgoing Arsenal forward seeks more regular starts. Mead's Transfer Plans The 31-year-old is understood to be close to agreeing a move to Manchester City, after it was confirmed she will leave Arsenal at the end of her contract this summer after nine years. Mead, the star of England's 2022 European Championship triumph, played in 21 of Arsenal's 22 league fixtures this term but started only 12 of them. The Impact on England's World Cup Prospects "I think [it is] very important," Wiegman said, when asked about Mead's next steps. "She is still very ambitious and I think she still has the highest level. When you play at Arsenal, they have such a strong squad and they [play] so many games, so they split minutes in those games. She wants to get a good move and wants to compete for the World Cup and make the squad next year. Of course that's a long way out but you have to make the right decision." Squad Updates and World Cup Qualifiers Wiegman has recalled the Manchester United midfielder Ella Toone, the Chelsea forward Aggie Beever-Jones and the London City Lionesses winger Freya Godfrey after injuries for next month's two crucial World Cup qualifiers, with Mead also in the 25-player squad. The Lionesses will face Spain in Mallorca on 5 June before hosting Ukraine at Everton's Hill Dickinson Stadium four days later in their final fixture in this qualifying group. England are top with four wins from four, including a hugely valuable home victory over Spain at Wembley in April, which has put them in pole position to qualify automatically for next summer's finals in Brazil. Only the group winners will avoid the playoffs. England Squad for Upcoming Matches Goalkeepers: Hannah Hampton (Chelsea), Anna Moorhouse (Orlando Pride), Ellie Roebuck (Aston Villa) Defenders: Lucy Bronze (Chelsea), Jess Carter (Gotham), Niamh Charles (Chelsea), Alex Greenwood (Manchester City), Taylor Hinds (Arsenal), Maya Le Tissier (Manchester United), Esme Morgan (Washington Spirit), Leah Williamson (Arsenal), Lotte Wubben-Moy (Arsenal) Midfielders: Laura Blindkilde Brown (Manchester City), Lucia Kendall (Aston Villa), Jess Park (Manchester United), Georgia Stanway (Bayern Munich), Ella Toone (Manchester United), Keira Walsh (Chelsea) Forwards: Aggie Beever-Jones (Chelsea), Freya Godfrey (London City Lionesses), Lauren Hemp (Manchester City), Lauren James (Chelsea), Chloe Kelly (Arsenal), Beth Mead (Arsenal), Alessia Russo (Arsenal) Toone's Return and Squad Depth Wiegman said it was too soon to know whether Toone can play "90 minutes at the highest level" but added: "It's nice she's back. There are a couple of players that haven't played that many minutes. I still think they're the best players and they can make the chance of winning as high as possible, when they're in. But we have a squad of 25 so enough options that we can play." Omission of Young Player There is no place in the squad for the 18-year-old Erica Meg Parkinson, a surprise inclusion in April's squad. Discussing the omission of Parkinson, Wiegman said: "Erica came into the squad for the first time as a young player, turned 18 in our camp. We wanted to see her, she brought what we thought she would bring. I said in that [April] press conference that she would really surprise me if she would play straight away in a starting position, but she showed a couple of [good] things. There is still a gap for her to earn the minutes to compete with other players in the squad."

The Historic Double-Double PerformanceVictor Wembanyama delivered one of the most remarkable individual performances in NBA playoff history, scoring 41 points and grabbing 24 rebounds to lead the San Antonio Spurs to a thrilling 122-115 double-overtime victory over the Oklahoma City Thunder in Game 1 of the Western Conference finals. At just 22 years and 134 days old, Wembanyama became the youngest player in NBA history to achieve at least 40 points and 20 rebounds in a playoff game, silencing the Thunder crowd and establishing himself as the centerpiece of this series.Game-Changing MomentsThe French superstar sealed the victory with a pair of dunks in the final minute, including one that resulted in a three-point play. However, it was his clutch three-pointer from well beyond the arc in the first overtime that truly shifted momentum, tying the game and forcing a second overtime period. Without that shot, there likely would not have been a second overtime. The Spurs dominated the boards, outrebounding the Thunder 61-40, and Wembanyama altered countless other shots while blocking three official rejections.Thunder's Streak SnappedThe defeat ended Oklahoma City's nine-game playoff winning streak that dated back to Game 7 of last season's NBA finals. Despite the loss, Thunder players showed resilience, with Alex Caruso scoring 31 points off the bench – the second-highest scoring game of his career. Jalen Williams returned from a six-game absence due to a hamstring strain and contributed 26 points, while reigning MVP Shai Gilgeous-Alexander managed 24 points and 12 assists despite shooting just 7 for 23 from the field.Spurs' Supporting Cast Steps UpWhile Wembanyama dominated the headlines, his teammates provided crucial support. Dylan Harper finished with 24 points and a team playoff-record seven steals, while Stephon Castle added 17 points. Devin Vassell and Keldon Johnson each scored 13 points, and Julian Champagnie contributed 11 points. The Spurs were missing De'Aaron Fox due to ankle stiffness, but the remaining players stepped up in his absence to secure the road victory.What's Next in the SeriesGame 2 is scheduled for Wednesday at Oklahoma City, with the Thunder looking to even the series on their home court. The Spurs have now beaten the Thunder five times in six meetings this season, establishing clear dominance in the matchup. Wembanyama's performance has set an extremely high bar for the remainder of the series, with both teams knowing they'll need to bring their best to advance to the NBA Finals.

The Rise of Andy Burnham in UK PoliticsWith UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer under pressure from within his own party to announce his resignation, Manchester Mayor Andy Burnham has announced an ambitious plan of his own – to win a parliamentary seat in the northern English town Ashton-in-Makerfield. According to his supporters, he is the best candidate to replace Starmer by the time of the Labour Party's next annual conference in September.Many in the party are hungry for a change following a series of missteps, culminating in a disastrous showing in local elections in early May. Despite winning an overwhelming majority in the 2024 general election, Labour languishes in the polls, often coming second to the right-wing Reform party. According to Ipsos, Starmer is the most unpopular prime minister since polling began in the late 1970s.Burnham's Political Journey: From Insider to OutsiderAnalysts say Burnham has appeal because of his apparent distance from the "Westminster bubble." That perception was consolidated in February when, in a move seen by many as protecting a vulnerable Starmer, Labour's ruling National Executive Committee (NEC) prevented Burnham from standing in the Manchester Gorton and Denton by-election, which was eventually won by the Green Party.Burnham, whose speech is peppered with northern colloquialisms, leans into his outsider status. But he has also served as a prominent member of Labour's front bench, both in power and opposition. Before winning the Manchester mayoralty in 2017, he served as Chief Secretary to the Treasury and later Secretary of State for Health under Gordon Brown, giving him a front-line role in managing the aftermath of the 2008 financial crisis and NHS reform debates during a period of tightening public spending.He also twice challenged for the party's leadership. Firstly, in 2010, after Gordon Brown resigned following Labour's general election defeat, he entered the contest only to finish fourth behind winner Ed Miliband. In 2015, after Ed Miliband stepped down, he was a distant second to Jeremy Corbyn.The "King of the North" and His Political ImpactHis disillusionment with mainstream politics began in 2009, when he was culture secretary. At an event marking the anniversary of the Hillsborough Disaster, in which 97 Liverpool fans were crushed to death 20 years earlier, he was heckled, prompting a campaign for an inquiry."I realised was that the entire British state had been ignoring an English city crying out for justice for 20 years. It wasn't just by accident. It was deliberate," he said in January. "I was thrown into crisis by that invitation because I was in a government that hadn't done anything for the Liverpool supporters and the city of Liverpool."From his victory in 2017 to his re-elections in 2021 and 2024, Burnham has focused on expanding devolved powers for the city region, including greater control over transport, housing and skills funding. His tenure has also been marked by the introduction of bus franchising reforms, the so-called Bee Network, designed to bring services back under public control, alongside initiatives addressing homelessness and rough sleeping.His high-profile clashes with Westminster during the COVID-19 pandemic, particularly over funding for local restrictions in Greater Manchester, led sections of the press to dub him the "King of the North," a moniker that first emerged humorously in 2020 but has come to be viewed more seriously as his national profile has grown.Burnham's Stances on Key Global IssuesBurnham's conflicts with Labour are not confined to national issues. In late October 2023, while much of the Labour Party was offering Israel support, Burnham joined with London Mayor Sadiq Khan and Scottish Labour leader Anas Sarwar in calling for a ceasefire in Gaza.Burnham has criticised Israel's illegal settlements and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. He visited the occupied West Bank with Labour Friends of Palestine in 2012 and told the Palestine Solidarity campaign in July that year that statehood was "not a gift to be given but a right to be recognised".However, he also supports Israel. A member of Labour Friends of Israel since 2015, Burnham said during his leadership campaign then that if successful, his first state visit would be to Israel. He also dismissed the campaign to boycott Israel "spiteful".While a strident critic of the so-called War on Terror, he nevertheless voted in favour of the Iraq war, and twice against an inquiry. In 2023, he conceded that while there was a case for removing Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, "I can't justify the rage, the rhetoric, the haste with which it was done, nor the lack of a plan for the aftermath."Burnham also backs the UK's traditional network of alliances. He has criticised the UK's exit from the bloc, using an appearance at last year's conference to lambast his own party for its failure to "call out" the economic damage Brexit had done. He told a fringe event that he hoped in his lifetime to see the UK rejoin the EU. He has shown firm support to Nato, threatening to quit Jeremy Corbyn's cabinet if it decided to leave the alliance if elected.The Path to Downing Street: Challenges and OpportunitiesStanding between Burnham and 10 Downing Street is an as yet unscheduled by election and the insurgent right wing Reform Party. Leader Nigel Farage has told reporters the party will "throw absolutely everything" at the Ashton in Makerfield by-election.So, while Burnham may enjoy the title of King of the North. His coronation remains uncertain. The coming months will be critical as Burnham seeks to establish his credentials as a potential national leader while navigating the complex landscape of UK politics, both within his own party and in the wider political arena.

The Challenge of Translating ShakespeareThe great Argentine writer Jorge Luis Borges, who translated William Faulkner, André Gide, Franz Kafka and Virginia Woolf into Spanish, drew the line at Shakespeare. Speaking of the moment when Hamlet asks the ghost why it returns to haunt "the glimpses of the moon", Borges commented: "I don't think it can be translated. Perhaps the words can be translated. Certainly Shakespeare cannot be translated. 'The glimpses of the moon' means exactly 'the glimpses of the moon'."All, however, is not lost. "It has been said that Shakespeare cannot be translated into any other language," Borges added. "But Shakespeare cannot be translated into English, either, since he wrote what [Robert Louis] Stevenson called 'that amazing dialect, the Shakespeare-ese'." This might not be entirely true, as the translator Daniel Hahn points out in this superbly diverting book. Recalling a hip-hop production of Romeo and Juliet he once saw, he persuades us instantly that "the phrase 'Do you kiss your teeth at me, fam?' proved to be a perfect translation of 'Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?'"Shakespeare Across LanguagesAnd if into English, then why not into Portuguese, or French, or Māori? Hahn's project is to argue that "Shakespeare with every word changed can still be great, and can remain Shakespeare", and to that end he reproduces chunks of Dutch, Russian, Welsh, Thai, Arabic, Japanese, and a dozen other languages, betting that by simply counting syllables or observing alliteration in a language one doesn't understand (as he cheerfully admits, he doesn't understand Danish), one can learn something about the quality of a translation. I wasn't convinced that wager worked much of the time, but the typesetters, as you can imagine, were certainly getting a decent workout, and the gambit does finally pay off when a long passage from Twelfth Night is annotated by boxes mentioning dozens of different translators' choices.Cultural Adaptations in TranslationWhat really illuminates the book are Hahn's conversations with his fellow translators, who can explain their choices directly. In Māori, we learn, Lady Macbeth's question to her husband, "Are you a man?", makes no sense at all, so the translator Te Haumihiata Mason renders it as something roughly meaning "Have you got balls?" – "which is," Hahn notes contentedly, "exactly what Lady M is asking." Meanwhile, Prince Hal's name means "fish" in Hungarian, which would be unhelpfully distracting, so it gets changed to Riki, short for Henrik.Hahn also offers many asides about the annoyances and pleasures of translation in general. "The word 'literal' is annoyingly overused to suggest a sort of 'neutral' translation, which cannot exist," he complains; and he shows that, in many cases, a non-literal choice would be better. When Mark Antony imagines Caesar's spirit to "cry 'Havoc'", for example, the closest Portuguese word is the rather weak-sounding "devastação"; a better choice, Hahn shows, is "matança" (killing), because it's shorter and more easily shoutable.Translating Verse and JokesEach chapter addresses a different question translators face, for example whether to translate into verse (careful: as one French translator observes, you risk making "a genius into a talented versifier"), or how to translate jokes: it's usually best, everyone agrees, to create an entirely new joke – "being faithful to the laugh", as Hahn calls it. In a German Midsummer Night's Dream, to preserve the doggerel rhymes, we are promised not that Thisbe will be in "mulberry shade" but that she will be "hiding like a newt". Translators might even embrace the possibility of a joke where none previously existed – which Hahn illustrates brightly by mentioning that the "sorting hat" in Harry Potter has become, in French, le choixpeau (the chapeau that chooses).Poetic Elements and Title AdaptationsCan you even preserve alliteration? Sometimes, if you're lucky: Love's Labour's Lost received the surely unimprovable Greek title of "Agapēs Agōnas Agonos" ("the struggles of love are barren"). But when no such fortunate tricks are available, you can simply replace one idiom with another: so, in Spanish, Much Ado About Nothing is often called "A lot of noise, not many nuts".There are quibbles to be made here and there. Hahn calls a line from Richard III "irregular" after counting syllables, but it's a perfectly regular line that begins with an anapest (da-da-dum). And when Juliet says to Romeo "You kiss by th'book", Hahn glosses this as her approvingly noting his "formal courtship", but she is surely issuing a flirtatious challenge. And – this being the publisher's rather than the author's fault – the book has been produced, inexplicably, without an index.The Value of TranslationAll may be forgiven, though, for the delight and endless curiosity displayed in these pages. "In Shakespeare, people get sad with precision," Hahn enthuses. And he is cherishably bitchy about certain literary "translators" who somehow produce new English versions of Chekhov or Ibsen without speaking the source language – the process being, as he surmises, "a sort of high-status prettying up of a so-called 'literal' translation". By the end of the book, Hahn has amply demonstrated not only the treasures of other languages, but also the rich and strange inexhaustibility of Shakespeare himself.