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Sports Jun 05, 2026

Football Super Agent Joorabchian's £24m Derby Gamble

Football super agent Kia Joorabchian faces a pivotal moment as his £24m investment in racehorses, p…
The £24m Gamble at EpsomTwenty months after embarking on a remarkable £24m spending spree on yearlings at Tattersalls' Book 1 sale in Newmarket, football "super-agent" Kia Joorabchian stands at the threshold of potentially the biggest payoff of his career. As the 247th running of the Epsom Derby approaches, Joorabchian will watch two of his high-profile acquisitions, Poker and Ancient Egypt, compete in the premier Classic, with the outcome potentially reshaping his position in the elite world of international horse racing.The Bloodstock Investment BreakdownThe contrasting stories of Joorabchian's two Derby hopefuls illustrate the uncertainties and potential rewards of high-end bloodstock investment. Poker, the most expensive yearling colt ever sold at public auction in Europe, cost 4.3m gns (£4.5m) but has yet to win even a novice event in three attempts, starting as a 200-1 outsider to become the first maiden to win the Derby since 1887.In stark contrast, Ancient Egypt was purchased for 1.1m gns (£1.2m) – approximately a quarter of Poker's price tag – and has already established himself as a serious contender with three wins from four starts. The son of Frankel, out of a full-sister to a Group One-winning mare, represents Joorabchian's more calculated investment, with the Derby being the primary target when the colt was acquired.The Financial Calculus of Racing RoyaltyWhile the total purse for this year's Derby stands at £2m, with approximately half going to the winner's connections, the financial considerations extend far beyond prize money. For Joorabchian, the £24m investment represents an ambitious entry into the exclusive world of international Flat racing, an arena traditionally dominated by individuals with sovereign wealth from Dubai, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia.The true value lies in establishing a virtuous loop between racing success and breeding potential. A Derby-winning son of Frankel would represent an elite stallion prospect, potentially worth many times the original investment through future breeding rights. This strategic approach mirrors the model employed by John Magnier's Coolmore Stud operation, which has dominated European racing for decades.Challenging Establishment in Horse RacingJoorabchian's venture represents a significant shift in the ownership landscape of elite horse racing. For decades, the sport's premier events have been dominated by homebred horses from established operations like Godolphin, Coolmore, and the Aga Khan, as evidenced by last year's Derby where the first nine finishers included multiple homebred champions.Charlie Johnston, Ancient Egypt's trainer, acknowledges the unique position of his high-profile charge: "You try and tell yourself that from the moment they walk through the door, they all get treated the same regardless of price tag or pedigree, but let's say that, as George Orwell would say, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others." The pressure to deliver on such a significant investment is immense, yet Johnston remains focused on the task at hand.The Road to Racing LegacyShould Ancient Egypt triumph at Epsom, it would mark not only a remarkable return on Joorabchian's investment but also a historic achievement for Johnston. The Yorkshire-based trainer would become the first to saddle a Derby winner since 1869, continuing a family legacy built by his record-breaking father, Mark."There would have been time [for another run before the Derby] but I just felt he'd done enough to book his ticket for Epsom," Johnston explains of his decision to bypass additional prep races. With Ancient Egypt's proven pedigree, including connections to six-time Group One-winner Midday, and a developing race record that could complement his breeding potential, the stage is set for what could be a transformative day for both horse and owner in the world of elite horse racing.
#Kia Joorabchian #Epsom Derby #Ancient Egypt
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Sports Jun 05, 2026

Sports Quiz: World Cup, French Open, Lord's, Giro and NBA Highlights

This comprehensive sports quiz covers major events including the World Cup, French Open tennis tour…
The Global Sports LandscapeThe world of sports is buzzing with exciting events across multiple disciplines. From the World Cup kick-off to tennis grand slams, cricket history, cycling races, and basketball finals, this quiz tests your knowledge of the latest happenings in the sporting world.World Cup Kick-Off and Player OriginsThe World Cup begins with Mexico playing South Africa in Mexico City, a rerun of the first game in the 2010 World Cup in Johannesburg. Interestingly, France is the country where 98 of the 1,248 players in the 48 World Cup squads were born, with twelve different national teams having players born in France.Champions League Final SurprisesIn a surprising turn of events, PSG beat Arsenal in the Champions League final, but PSG goalkeeper Matvey Safonov didn't make a single save throughout the 120 minutes of play or the penalty shootout.Challenge Cup DominanceWigan showcased their dominance by winning all three Challenge Cup finals at Wembley - the men's, women's, and schools finals - all held on the same day.Historic FA Cup TrebleManchester City made history by winning the men's FA Cup, women's FA Cup, and Youth FA Cup in the same season. They join Chelsea as the only clubs to have achieved this feat, with Chelsea accomplishing it in the 2017-18 season.Serena's Grand Slam ReturnTennis legend Serena Williams is making a comeback at the age of 44. Her last grand slam singles title came in 2017, adding to her remarkable collection of 23 grand slam titles won between 1999 and 2017.Epsom Derby ContendersHorse racing enthusiasts are looking forward to the Epsom Derby, where horses with intriguing names like Item, Action, Christmas Day, and Poker will compete, with Benvenuto Cellini as the favorite.French Open Ranking SurpriseMaja Chwalińska has made waves at the French Open by reaching the women's final despite being ranked No. 114 in the world. The 24-year-old has earned more prize money this week than in the rest of her career combined.IPL Young Star Recognition15-year-old Vaibhav Sooryavanshi won the player of the tournament award in the IPL and received a car as a prize. While he can't drive it yet, he'll be able to in three years' time.Lord's Cricket HeritageAs England hosts New Zealand at Lord's for the 150th Test match at the venue, it's worth noting that the ground is named after cricketer Thomas Lord, with the first Test there held in 1884 when England beat Australia.NHL Stanley Cup FinalsThe Stanley Cup final is visiting Raleigh and Paradise this week, with the Carolina Hurricanes (based in Raleigh, North Carolina) taking on the Vegas Golden Knights (based in Paradise, Nevada).Giro d'Italia DisqualificationLorena Wiebes won the opening stage of the women's Giro d'Italia but won't complete the race after being disqualified because her bike weighed 6.78kg - just 20 grams shy of the 6.8kg minimum weight limit.NBA Finals HistoryThe New York Knicks are trying to win the NBA Finals for the first time since 1973, facing opponents the San Antonio Spurs, who have won the championship five times since then.International Team ConnectionsTahith Chong scored for Curaçao in a friendly against Scotland, but he's unique in Dick Advocaat's squad as the only player born in Curaçao, with all other squad members born in the Netherlands.Ice Hockey World Championship SurpriseIn a stunning upset, Hungary shocked Canada to win their first medal at the men's ice hockey world championship, marking a historic achievement for the Hungarian team.
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Sports Jun 05, 2026

Scotland's Steve Clarke Secures Four-Year Extension Amid World Cup Ambitions

Scotland manager Steve Clarke has signed a four-year contract extension, securing his position unti…
Clarke's Contract Extension: A Calculated Risk or Strategic Masterstroke? The summit of Scottish football provides a wonderful environment for those who value long-term career stops. Neil Doncaster, chief executive of the Scottish Professional Football League, arrived at the then Scottish Premier League in 2009. Ian Maxwell, bizarrely headhunted from relegation-bound Partick Thistle, has been the Scottish Football Association's chief executive since 2018. Scot Gemmill's tenure as the nation's under-21 manager has lasted a decade despite underwhelming results. Glass half full or half empty; either this is a domain that delivers admirable continuity or one in which no one makes sufficient progress to appeal to those in bigger ponds. The Extension and Its Timing Amidst Controversy Against this backdrop, Steve Clarke's four-year extension as Scotland manager is really no surprise. "It's pretty staggering for anyone to say that giving him a new contract is a gamble," said Maxwell. The Scottish FA's president, Mike Mulraney, delivered standard bluster when assessing the deal. "I don't need other people to vindicate my decision," insisted Mulraney. Maxwell and Mulraney lauded Clarke before Scotland toiled at Euro 2024. All three were nowhere to be seen, with no explanations offered, as a footballing nation recoiled with anger at the manner of the team's tournament exit. The Scottish FA has never given the sense of being anything other than beholden to Clarke, or that it is the manager himself who determines his own future. Despite sentiment to the contrary, affording Clarke fresh terms immediately before the World Cup was a bold – and dangerous – call. It at least leaves the impression that finals performance does not matter when, in this one, it absolutely does. The rush to disregard that obvious fact is curious. If Clarke's qualification record was sufficient to earn him a new contract, it should have been actioned immediately after the extraordinary victory over Denmark that secured a World Cup berth. Instead, the topic disappeared until Clarke made plain before March's friendlies that he was uncomfortable with his contractual position. Scotland's Tournament Record Under Clarke The 62-year-old had earlier seemed content to leave after the World Cup until a change of heart that will, in theory, take his reign to 11 years. Cynics may suggest Clarke and his paymasters deduced it will be far more difficult for Scotland not to qualify for Euro 2028 – for which they are a host nation – than to feature in the event. The manager has doubled his salary by way of bonus each time Scotland exited a qualifying phase. Clarke has been a superb Scotland manager. He has massively enhanced standards and attitudes. Three tournament qualifications in four attempts have arrived in different ways, which point towards a multi-dimensional coach. In the past two years Clarke has been more hands-on than ever on the training ground with players responding exceptionally well. Scotland's World Cup Hopes and Managerial Strategy Scotland's World Cup, their bid to make history, essentially boils down to their opening Group C game. Comprehensive victory against Haiti would almost certainly be enough to seal a knockout berth for the first time. Anything else and the situation will feel immediately grim, with Morocco and Brazil lying in wait. Haiti turned heads with a 4-0 dismissal of New Zealand on Wednesday. Still, they are ranked outside the world's top 80 national teams, with their World Cup absence since 1974 making Scotland's 28-year wait appear brief. There will be no excuse for Scotland, armed with five-star facilities, a small army of staff and a playing contingent for whom this World Cup arrives in a career sweet spot, not seizing this moment. Scotland are a decent team rather than an excellent one and the next step on their World Cup journey comes with Saturday evening's warm-up against Bolivia in New Jersey. That night against Denmark was highly rare in that it dipped into the spectacular. Other sides of the same ilk – Australia, the USA, Denmark and Algeria – have progressed from groups in recent World Cup finals. It is apt for the Tartan Army to celebrate their return to this environment but that should not overshadow a serious competitive goal, to show they have learned from shortcomings in 2021 and 2024. What's Next for Scottish Football Post-World Cup? Clarke shot a glance towards the future by involving Tyler Fletcher in his World Cup squad. The Manchester United midfielder has a far higher ceiling than those he edged out for a seat on the plane. Lennon Miller will feel hard done by but the Udinese midfielder, once lauded in Scotland's top flight, can appear one-paced in elite company. Fletcher is precisely the player Scotland can build a future team around. This was an astute Clarke move. So, too, was penning his latest contract; no wonder Scotland's manager looks in high spirits. Whenever he does leave, the challenge will be to fund a coach who Scotland's squad hold in similar esteem. That successor is not readily identifiable, which gives the Scottish FA a slight pass when it comes to sticking to who they know. The narrow-minded obsession with a Scot in the dugout limits their options. Berti Vogts was a long time ago. It would have been judicious for the Scottish FA to wait and see how the World Cup plays out. The standing of managers is a movable feast, rather that one based on guarantees because of prior achievement. If there is trauma, those Scottish FA officials will be in an invidious position. It leaves the rest wonder why on earth they flirted with such needless risk.
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Sports Jun 05, 2026

Graham Potter’s Swedish Turn: From Club Setbacks to World‑Cup Revival

Graham Potter looks back on his brief, turbulent spells at Chelsea and West Ham before guiding Swed…
The Rollercoaster of Graham Potter’s Managerial CareerIn a candid interview, the 51‑year‑old English coach admits that “you’ve got to face the bad stuff” after a series of highs and lows that saw him leave Brighton’s stability, endure a seven‑month stint at Chelsea, and later struggle at West Ham before finding a new purpose with the Sweden national team. From Brighton Stability to Chelsea’s Short‑Lived TenurePotter departed the comfort of Brighton in September 2022 to take over at Chelsea. The move lasted only seven months, ending in a mutual parting as the club failed to meet expectations. West Ham Struggles: Six Wins from Twenty‑Five MatchesGames managed: 25Victories: 6Result: Dismissed in September 2025 after a poor start to the seasonThe spell at West Ham was described by Potter as “lost in dysfunction”, with the team unable to translate his ideas into results. Sweden’s World‑Cup Revival Under Potter’s Swedish‑Style EthosAfter his club setbacks, Potter accepted a short‑term role with Sweden in October 2025. The team, previously stuck in a “doldrums” qualifying group, earned a playoff spot via Nations League performance. Key moments included:Viktor Gyökeres’ hat‑trick in the 3‑1 semi‑final win over UkraineGyökeres’ 88th‑minute winner in the 3‑2 playoff final against PolandThese victories secured Sweden’s place at the 2026 World Cup, and Potter’s contract was subsequently extended to 2030. He says he “feels very Swedish” and notes that two of his children were born in Sweden. Looking Ahead: Potter’s Contract to 2030 and Sweden’s Group‑F ChallengeSweden will open the tournament against Tunisia in Monterrey on 14 June 2026, then face Japan, the Netherlands and Tunisia in Group F. Potter highlights the importance of set‑pieces and squad harmony, especially with key players like Alexander Isak and Gyökeres available, while coping with the injury to Dejan Kulusevski.With a contract secured until 2030, Potter’s “Swedish” methodology will be tested on football’s biggest stage, offering a chance to rewrite his managerial narrative after the club disappointments.
#Graham Potter #Sweden national team #2026 World Cup
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Entertainment Jun 05, 2026

Kanya King, Founder of Mobo Awards, Dies at 57

Kanya King, the founder of the Mobo awards for Black British music, has died aged 57 after a battle…
The Life and Legacy of Kanya King Kanya King, the entrepreneur and tireless champion of Black British music who founded the Mobo awards, has died aged 57 from colon cancer. The Battle with Illness The news was announced by the Mobo Organisation, who said she died on Wednesday “after a courageous and characteristically determined battle” with her illness. Tribute to a Fearless Champion “The music world has lost one of its most fearless champions,” the statement continues. “What Kanya created was never simply an awards ceremony. It was an act of cultural justice. Mobo did not just celebrate Black music; it legitimised it, amplified it, and demonstrated its commercial and creative power to a world that had too often chosen not to see it.” Early Life and Career Born to a Ghanaian father and Irish mother in Kilburn, north London, King was working as a TV researcher when she set about filling a gap in the marketplace: an awards ceremony that would celebrate the Black British musicians who were sometimes overlooked by other industry events. The Birth of Mobo She remortgaged her house to raise the money for the first Mobo awards, held in 1996, eventually turning it into an arena-filling event that has celebrated artists such as Stormzy, Dave and Olivia Dean in recent years.
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Sports Jun 05, 2026

The Magical History of Baseball's Superstitions and Curses

A new book explores baseball's rich history of superstitions, rituals, and curses, examining why Am…
The Enduring Magic of Baseball Baseball's relationship with superstitions and curses stretches back to its earliest days, with the infamous Curse of the Billy Goat being just one example. When Chicago bar owner William Sianis was denied entry to the 1945 World Series with his pet goat Murphy, he allegedly cursed the team, which then went 71 years without winning another championship. This story, along with countless other rituals and beliefs, forms the foundation of baseball's unique relationship with the magical and supernatural. A New Book Explores Baseball's Mystical Side Author, journalist, and New York Mets fan Addy Baird has chronicled baseball's rich tradition of superstitions in her new book, "The Magical Game: The Spirit and History of Baseball's Superstitions, Rituals, and Curses." Baird became fascinated with baseball's magical elements while cheering for the Mets, finding herself becoming increasingly superstitious as the team had successful stretches. "I changed the way I acted, things I did, wore, watched, said, ate," she admits, trying to influence the team's performance through her own rituals. Legendary Superstitions and Rituals The book documents numerous baseball superstitions throughout history. Turn-of-the-century managers like Connie Mack and John McGraw relied on human mascots to bring their teams good luck. Wade Boggs famously ate chicken before every game during his career in the 1980s and 1990s. More recently, a Seattle Mariners fan believes that holding a pair of slippers somehow negatively affected his team's performance, while a Tampa Bay Rays fan plays Middle Earth music during difficult innings despite having no interest in Lord of the Rings. Even in softball, superstitions persist—this week it was revealed that a top college player eats ladybugs in the dugout for good luck. The Psychology Behind Baseball's Magic When asked what makes baseball particularly prone to magical thinking, Baird identifies several factors: the presence of luck, the game's unique structure, and its repetitive nature. "Basically, when a sport has fewer instances of scoring, luck is a bigger factor," she explains. Baseball's structure is also distinctive as "one of the only games we play, and the only major North American sport, where the defense has the ball," creating an uncertain environment. The repetitive nature of the game—with batters facing dozens of pitches over a 162-game season—further compounds the uncertainty, creating what Baird calls "a perfect environment for magic to thrive." Baseball's Mythological Foundations Baird connects baseball's structure to ancient mythological patterns, noting that MLB's official historian John Thorn observed that "the form of the game itself mirrors that of the Odyssey." The nine innings represent the hero's journey: starting at home, facing potential failure, and embarking on a journey with the goal of returning home. "The story of this myth is embedded in the game itself. Magic is in its very structure," Baird concludes. This connection helps explain why baseball has developed such rich traditions and superstitions throughout its history. Evolution of Baseball's Magic The book also examines how recent changes to baseball, including sabermetrics and new rules like the pitch clock, might affect the game's magical elements. Initially, Baird believed these changes were killing baseball's magic, but her research revealed a long tradition of people claiming "baseball is dying" since the 1860s. She now believes "the game should evolve, an unchanging thing is a dead thing." Interestingly, she finds that sabermetrics actually "help us to see what makes [baseball] unique, what makes it special, what makes players exceptionally good... Those numbers reveal to us the magic." Baseball's Appeal Beyond the Field Through her research, Baird not only completed a manuscript but also discovered a new career path. In addition to her journalism work, she has become a practicing astrologer. "It was one of my really interesting side quests," she says. "I do readings for people, reading charts." Whether you're a baseball enthusiast or someone interested in magic and ritual, "The Magical Game" offers something for everyone. As Baird explains, "it's a book for people who love baseball, also for those who do not care about baseball at all" and "for the people who love magic, looking at it through a lens they may never have considered before."
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Entertainment Jun 05, 2026

Marjane Satrapi, Persepolis Creator, Dies at 56 – A Loss for Franco‑Iranian Arts

French‑Iranian author and filmmaker Marjane Satrapi died at 56, reportedly of “sadness” after the d…
Satrapi’s Sudden Passing Stated as ‘Sadness’French‑Iranian author and film director Marjane Satrapi died at the age of 56. Her family told AFP that she succumbed to “sadness” a little over a year after the death of her husband, Mattias Ripa. The announcement was made on Thursday by President Emmanuel Macron's office.Career Highlights and Recent HonorsBorn in 1969 in Rasht, Iran, Satrapi fled to Austria in 1983, returned to Tehran for university, and settled in France in 1994. She gained worldwide fame with the autobiographical graphic novel Persepolis (2000) and its award‑winning film adaptation, which earned a Cannes Jury Prize (2007), a César for Best First Film (2008), and an Academy Award nomination for Best Animated Feature.Beyond Persepolis, she directed Chicken with Plums, The Voices (starring Ryan Reynolds), and Radioactive (starring Rosamund Pike). In 2024 she declined France’s highest civilian award, the Legion of Honour, citing insufficient French support for Iranian democracy activists.Award Landscape, Age, and TimelineBorn: 1969 in Rasht, IranFirst major work (Persepolis) published: 2000Cannes Jury Prize: 2007Academy Award nomination: 2008Legion of Honour offered (refused): 2024Death announced: 2026‑06‑05Ripple Effects on Franco‑Iranian Cultural DialogueSatrapi’s death is being framed by French officials as the loss of “a leading figure in French culture and an artist devoted to freedom.” Her work consistently highlighted the personal side of geopolitical upheaval, giving Western audiences a humanised view of the Iranian Revolution and its aftermath. Her refusal of the Legion of Honour underscored a persistent critique of French policy toward Iran, reinforcing her role as a cultural bridge and a vocal advocate for Iranian democratic movements.What Her Legacy Means for Future StorytellersSatrapi’s blend of stark black‑and‑white illustration with candid autobiographical narrative set a benchmark for graphic‑novel storytelling. Emerging creators in both Europe and the Middle East are likely to cite her as a model for merging personal memoir with broader sociopolitical commentary. Institutions may also revisit her catalog for educational programs that explore diaspora identity, women’s rights, and artistic resistance.
#Marjane Satrapi #Persepolis #Emmanuel Macron
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Entertainment Jun 05, 2026

Veteran Actor James Handy Dies in Fatal Stabbing at Home

Veteran actor James Handy has died at his home in Los Angeles after a fatal stabbing, allegedly by …
The Tragic Death of James Handy Veteran actor James Handy has died at his home in Los Angeles after a fatal stabbing, allegedly by his girlfriend's son. Details of the Incident The 81-year-old actor was found in the front yard of his home in Tarzana, California, at 9:30 am on Wednesday, according to the Los Angeles police department. He was unconscious and had multiple stab wounds to the chest. The actor's girlfriend's son, Michael Gledhill, 44, has been arrested and charged on suspicion of murder, with bail set at $2m. According to the police statement, a 911 caller said: 'I am the son of man, I just killed the man of sin.' When police arrived at the scene, Gledhill told officers he was 'the one they were looking for'. James Handy's Career Handy, who is known for character roles in Jumanji, Top Gun: Maverick, and Logan, was born in New York City. His career began in 1977 on the television series Ryan's Hope. He is also credited for roles in Logan, K-911, Law & Order, NCIS: Los Angeles, and Criminal Minds. His most recent film was Top Gun: Maverick in 2022.
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Entertainment Jun 05, 2026

Lizzo's 'Bitch': A Star Searching for Her Musical Identity Amidst Controversy

Lizzo's fifth album 'Bitch' arrives at a career crossroads, following lawsuits and failed musical e…
The Comeback That Never MaterializedJust over a year ago, Lizzo appeared on Saturday Night Live, announcing a new album called Love in Real Life in grandstanding style. Wielding an electric guitar, clad in a Trump-baiting T-shirt that read Tariffied, she performed its title track and two other new songs, Still Bad and Don't Make Me Love U. As with her appearance earlier the same week on a late night talkshow – during which she ran into the audience to high-five fans who were yelling "we love you Lizzo!" – it looked very much like a defiant comeback, fit to drag her out of the controversy that erupted at the end of her hugely successful 2023 world tour. Three former backing dancers and a costume designer filed lawsuits against the singer alleging harassment and discrimination: damaging claims given how Lizzo's songs have preached a message of inclusivity, body positivity and self-confidence. Some of the allegations were dismissed by a judge but others are ongoing; Lizzo has refused to settle out of court, saying: "I'm fighting the case because I know that it's not true."The Album That Never WasBut the Love in Real Life single, a pivot towards rock that owed a little to Tom Petty's American Girls – or the Strokes' American Girls-indebted Last Nite if you prefer – failed to make the charts, a far cry from the period between 2018 and 2022 when Lizzo's singles seemed to go multi-platinum as a matter of course. The same fate befell Still Bad, a track much more in the vein of her big hits, prompting a rethink. The album was pulled, Lizzo apparently taking control of her own destiny – "I need to do shit my way". A mixtape that returned her more-or-less to where she started, before pop stardom came calling – punchy hip-hop, albeit tricked out with guest appearances from Doja Cat and SZA – appeared in its place: My Face Hurts from Smiling received mixed reviews and underwhelming streaming figures.A Career at a CrossroadsAll of which means that Bitch, her fifth album proper, lands at a deeply peculiar juncture in Lizzo's career. Given that the public apparently don't want her going rock, nor rapping in the style of her 2013 debut Lizzobangers, nor indeed making the kind of music they were buying in their millions three years ago, the question of what they actually do want has presumably hung heavy over its making.Musical Identity CrisisLizzo hasn't come up with a definitive answer. Bitch tries a bit of everything, from pastiching Tame Impala on Happy 2 Be to making clipped new-wave rock decorated with Cure-like guitars on She Stole My Man; Sexy Ladies is a girls-night-out-soundtracking reiteration of the old body positivity message. This scatter-gun approach makes Bitch a disjointed listen.The Subdued ToneMoreover, there's something oddly subdued about its tone, whether it's dabbling in 80s retro – Don't Make Me Love U brings to mind the arena-rousing keyboard hook from Tina Turner's The Best, but renders it into a distant, affectless backing vocal – or delving into jazzy R&B; on Too Nice. The vibraphone-heavy beat on the latter is fantastic, rich in small-hours atmosphere, but the actual song feels nondescript: it only really comes to life in its dying moments, when Lizzo stops singing and starts playing a flute solo. The title track interpolates the chorus from Meredith Brooks' 1997 pop-grunge hit of the same name, but somehow flattens it in the process. Crooned over smooth, G-funky R&B;, it feels stripped of its fiery power, less of a snarl and more of a shrug.Equivocal LyricsThe lyrics often seem similarly equivocal. You don't want for apparent references to Lizzo's recent woes – "I hope it makes you happy to hurt somebody else", "the thing about depression, you think your life is over", "you'd still be working at the mall if it wasn't for me" – but they ultimately feel neither pugilistic nor racked, just confused and sore: "I have feelings too," she sings on piano ballad A Toast.Highlights Amidst the StruggleNot everything here is underwhelming: Whose Hair Is This is a great southern soul pastiche, home to an impressively raw vocal and a snappy plot twist at the end of the lyrics; That Grrrl employs an old-school Chicago house bassline to energising effect. But what's definitely lacking is an unequivocal pop smash, the kind of thing that Lizzo once seemed to be able to write to order.A Changing Cultural LandscapePerhaps that's inevitable. One of the reasons Lizzo hit so big in the first place was that she made pop music that perfectly captured a zeitgeist, and that zeitgeist has moved on: the era of body positivity has been displaced by the era of Ozempic and Mounjaro; the kind of post-pandemic, post-Trump optimism embodied on 2022's About Damn Time now sounds like a transmission from a distant lost age. We're living in a different world now, and Bitch suggests Lizzo has yet to work out how to respond to it: "I'm doing my best," she sings on A Toast, which feels like the most telling lyric of all.
#Lizzo #Bitch album #Music Review
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