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The Isolation of Cuba For many Europeans, Cuba was once a progressive cause, a plucky little country that had overthrown a corrupt regime and defended its independence against a US economic embargo. However, today Cubans are languishing in desperate poverty with little or no electricity, enduring a US blockade of fuel supplies ordered by Donald Trump. The US Blockade and Its Impact The US decision to indict Raúl Castro, Fidel's 94-year-old brother and successor, for murder shows how determined Washington is to eliminate the old guard. Factories and transportation are at a standstill for lack of power, and hospitals struggle to treat patients with scant fuel to keep emergency generators working. The Lack of Support from Europe Yet few beyond the hard-left fringes of European politics are protesting against the manifestly illegal strangulation of the Cuban economy and people. The world won't lift a finger to shield Cuba from Trump's deadly squeeze or to prevent regime change. Even indignation is in short supply. The Reasons Behind Europe's Abandonment This is partly because Cuba's traditional friends and allies – Russia, Venezuela, Mexico and Brazil – are either disabled, distracted or have bigger fish to fry with Washington. It is also because Cubans' plight is overwhelmingly due to their country's feckless rulers, who have done little to help their own people. The Future Outlook Whether Washington imposes a “deal” on Cuba's current leaders or tightens its noose in a bid to overthrow them, don’t expect Europe to do anything to stop the next episode in the “Donroe doctrine”. Europeans, too, have bigger fish to fry with Trump. They may have history with Cuba, but the US has geography and geopolitics on its side.

The Controversial Stoppage Rico Verhoeven, the Dutch former kickboxer who has switched to boxing, wants an apology as well as a rematch, after being stopped one second before the end of the penultimate round in a WBC title bout with unified world heavyweight champion Oleksandr Usyk last Saturday. The Event Details The stoppage was controversial, with Verhoeven feeling he could have continued and some replays suggesting the bell may have rung before the referee signalled the end of the fight — only Verhoeven’s second since switching to boxing — at the Pyramids of Giza in Egypt. The Data Analysis Scorecards published by The Ring magazine afterwards showed two of the three judges had the fight tied 95-95 going into the 11th of 12 rounds and the other had Verhoeven ahead 96-94. The Impact Analysis “[I want] just an apology. What else can we do? I can’t demand anything else,” Verhoeven told the BBC on Thursday, adding that his team had lodged an appeal with the WBC. The Prediction Germany’s Agit Kabayel is the WBC’s mandatory challenger and Usyk could have to fight him first before any rematch with Verhoeven. “Let’s see what pops up next,” said Verhoeven. “But I have to be honest, it’s got to be big. I feel like I’m the uncrowned king.”

The Rise of Heated Rivalry: From Canadian TV to NYC StageWalking into the Culture Club in West Chelsea, New York, for a performance of Heated Rivalry: The Unauthorized Musical Parody last week, I was met by three ghosts left over from when the space was called the McKittrick hotel and it hosted the immersive spookfest, Sleep No More. The first was the phantom of clever detail: cans of Athletic IPAs for sale, a cute, non-alcoholic nod to the mega-popular series' hockey setting. The second was of unnerving fright, as I realized there would be no booze at this singing satire. Would I be able to make it through 90 minutes of jokes about an overexposed Canadian gay sports romance, with zero quality guarantee and an even lower blood alcohol concentration? At least at the downtown premiere of the popular parody Titanique, long before it proved itself worthy of a handful of Tony nominations, you could stand up and order a bucket of White Claws.But then the third specter materialized, the ghost of immersion and surrender, as this very funny production completely won me over. (I've since learned that a liquor license is forthcoming.) Heated Rivalry, for the uninitiated, is a television show adapted from a series of gay romance novels by Rachel Reid, a straight woman who unwittingly launched a thousand discussions about who gets to be horny over whom, how and when. Fans of the books petitioned for a wider release of the show produced for the Canadian streamer Crave, last November and, some six months later, its formerly unknown stars Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams are in easy contention for the most photographed people alive. Heated Rivalry: The Unauthorized Musical Parody is the latest addition to New York City's musical parody cottage industry, which has led me to a theater lobby where a woman in a branded hockey jersey is telling the stranger next to her that she's seen the series "probably not as many times as you think, but still a lot".The Unauthorized Musical: A Masterclass in ParodyThere was a communal giddiness as everyone filed into the unassuming performance space, where less than 200 folding chairs were arranged around a small stage. Super-fans were giddy that their dreams were coming true, and the more reserved types, perhaps blushing at what they deemed beneath them, were still clearly enjoying themselves. I liked the TV show just fine, a bit underwhelmed at what was broadly discussed as "softcore smut" but felt more in line with the twee "naughtiness" of the romance world. I had worried a musical parody put together in a few months would be a cash-grab; plain fan service for those who can't get enough of those six novels or episodes, not jabbing at the culture so much as stroking its ego. Impressively, as written by Dylan MarcAurele and directed by Alan Kliffer, it satisfies all three camps.Framing is everything, and this romp begins with a faux earnest number, à la Waitress, where three suburban Susans detail their newfound pastime: putting their husbands to bed with some iPad time, knocking back an "Ambien margarita" and reveling in their favorite televised "boy aquarium". From there, "Main Susan" (Ryann Redmond, glorious) recaps the years-long flirtation between the feuding players, innocent Japanese-Canadian "Shane Hollander" (Jimin Moon) and brusque Russian "Ilya Rozanov" (Jay Armstrong Johnson).The obligatory double entendres (a song titled Shane Hollander, Slap that Stick! or a line, by Shane's mom, about the "heavy load" her obviously gay son carries) are expertly delivered right between earnestness and tongue-in-cheek, but it's MarcAurele's ability to mock the story's sillier elements that clinched it for me. Shane, whose thumb-twiddling submissiveness often grated me in the TV show, is played by Moon as a dopey bottom with a hopeless romantic complex. What the series plays out as a forbidden romance writ epic across timelines and borders, MarcAurele presents as Shane's borderline delusion in dealing with an uncaring dom for years on end. "I keep replaying things he said," Shane beams after a hookup, "like, 'Ass up, little whore.'" The score's best number, certainly the one best primed for cabaret nights anywhere, is Liza Minnelli's Maybe This Time send-up where Shane croons, "This fuck felt different from the last fuck. This fuck, he asked if I would stay."If reading that inspires eyerolls – totally – Moon (and the rest of the cast, which includes Cherry Torres and Ryan Duncan) are so winning in their deliveries, so in on the joke without reducing their project into one, that it's impossible to resist. As the icy-hot Ilya, Johnson has the less showy role and plays it mostly straight, which makes his song about an outcast childhood made tragic by his impossibly "big ass, cold heart" that much funnier. And, well, let's face it: Johnson and Moon are sexy as hell, and charming to boot. Kliffer's inventive staging, with choreography by Brooke and Tiffany Engen on a resourceful set by Sully Ross, goes long on bunny-hopping glee.The Off-Broadway Parody Boom: A New RenaissanceThe Canadian Kliffer, previously artistic director of famed improv spots like Second City and Asylum NYC, where he helped launch Titanique's improbable boom, later told me that these parodies rarely come together with such speed, let alone quality. He'd loved MarcAurele's Pop Off, Michelangelo! in London and M3gan spoof stateside, and had just bought into Heated Rivalry, courtesy of its amorously optimistic fifth episode, when the writer texted him with the idea. The resulting work fits attractively between the out-and-out bawdiness of the Titanic send-up and the relentless Millennial nostalgia of Ginger Twinsies, which parodied the 90s Parent Trap remake last summer, and Kliffer notes that this very queer, very funny moment downtown – which also includes Cole Escola's Oh, Mary! – points to "a little bit of an Off-Broadway renaissance."This particular renaissance seems to be defined by parodies that are loving but not saccharine, willing to mock their source material while still celebrating what made it appealing in the first place. The success of these shows suggests a hunger for theater that doesn't take itself too seriously but still delivers genuine theatrical craft. In a city where Broadway ticket prices can be prohibitive, these intimate, affordable productions offer a different kind of theatrical experience – one that feels more accessible and immediate.Cultural Impact: Beyond the ParodyHeated Rivalry exists at the intersection of several cultural conversations. The original series, based on novels by Rachel Reid, sparked discussions about who gets to tell LGBTQ+ stories and how those stories should be represented. The parody doesn't shy away from these questions but instead uses humor to explore them. By exaggerating certain elements of the original series, the musical actually highlights what made it compelling in the first place.The show also represents the growing visibility of LGBTQ+ stories in mainstream entertainment. What began as niche content has become a cultural phenomenon, with the original series gaining international attention and its stars becoming unlikely celebrities. The musical parody capitalizes on this popularity while simultaneously commenting on it, creating a meta-narrative that appeals to both fans and newcomers.Moreover, the success of Heated Rivalry reflects a broader trend in entertainment where audiences are increasingly drawn to content that acknowledges and plays with its own artificiality. In an era of heightened awareness about media consumption, audiences seem to appreciate works that don't pretend to be anything other than what they are – crafted, performed, and enjoyed.The Future of Parody Theater: What's Next?As the Off-Broadway scene continues to evolve with these clever parodies, we can expect to see more adaptations of popular TV shows and movies hitting the small stage. The success of Heated Rivalry, following in the footsteps of Titanique and other parody hits, suggests that there's a sustainable market for this type of entertainment.What's particularly interesting is how these parodies are pushing the boundaries of traditional musical theater. They're more immediate, more self-aware, and more willing to break the fourth wall than many conventional productions. This approach seems to resonate with younger audiences who are accustomed to interactive media and meta-commentary.Looking ahead, we might see parodies of other recent cultural phenomena – perhaps streaming hits, viral social media trends, or even political events. The key to success, as demonstrated by Heated Rivalry, will be balancing genuine affection for the source material with sharp, intelligent humor that offers something new to the conversation.

The prosecution: MelanieI want to live a healthier life too, but removing all plastics is unrealistic and unaffordableMy girlfriend, Amy, has become increasingly concerned about microplastics and environmental toxins, and it is starting to feel a little too much. It all began after she watched online content about how plastics affect fertility, and has escalated into a broader effort to remove anything she considers “toxic” from our home.We have thrown out hundreds of pounds’ worth of cleaning products and replaced toothbrushes and dental floss. I came home from work to find all our plastic food containers had been binned, and now she wants to discuss replacing furniture, like swapping our white plastic dining table for an oak one.In principle, I understand it will be better for us. I share her desire to live a healthier lifestyle, especially as we are trying for a baby using a donor and I will be the one carrying the pregnancy. However, the pace and the intensity of the change feels a bit unmanageable.If I pick up a plastic bottle of water, Amy will snatch it from my hands and say it’s poisonousWe can’t realistically eliminate all plastics and find alternatives overnight. Unfortunately, the world is full of plastic and so is our home: we have polyester cushions, plastic shoes and appliances that I’m not prepared to chuck out. Attempting a total removal feels financially and emotionally unsustainable. Buying a new dining table won’t be easy on our wallets.We are both self‑employed and saving for a baby, so we need to be frugal. Plastic‑free products are often deemed as specialist and it’s hard to get cheap alternatives. When I found Amy had splurged on all these organic cleaning products I was shocked, because they cost about £200.At the moment, it feels as if any “normal” behaviour is deemed to be unsafe by her. If I pick up a plastic bottle of water, Amy will snatch it from my hands and say it’s poisonous.I support her decision to live with fewer toxins, but her level of vigilance is harming our wellbeing. I want us to make healthier choices, but to do so gradually and realistically, rather than through sweeping changes that leave us feeling anxious and restricted.The defence: AmyI’m conscious of what we’re exposed to as we’re trying for a baby and I want the best for themPlastics and chemicals are everywhere. I’m not pretending we can eliminate them all, but I’d like to make some changes. I don’t think the only rational response when presented with all the information about toxins and plastics is to shrug and accept it without question.It’s not that hard to make some changes. Mel says: “Microplastics are everywhere, so where does it end?” But she should be saying: “What can we do to start?”Small changes help improve our health. I watched a documentary and it really scared me: I learned that just brushing my teeth with my normal toothbrush was releasing hundreds of thousands of microplastics into my mouth every day. These are linked to illness and altered brain functionality.Mel hasn’t heard all of the facts. If she watched the same documentary, she would feel the sameI didn’t start looking into endocrine disruptors and microplastics because I wanted to overhaul our home overnight. It was because we’re trying for a baby and that makes me more conscious of what we’re exposed to. If we have a child, I want them to have the best start in life and be as healthy as possible.Sometimes Mel acts as if I’m trying to dismantle our entire life, but I’m just trying to make things better. Switching cleaning products and replacing plastic food storage with glass will benefit us for years. When I threw our cleaning products away, it was because I had done the research and knew how much better nontoxic ones would be for us. That wasn’t a gradual adjustment, but I don’t regret it.I feel overwhelmed sometimes, but being told to “calm down” or “take it slow” doesn’t help. I don’t want to make our lives miserable. I want us to make informed choices together.Not drinking from plastic bottles is an easy change we can make, as is using better cleaning products. Mel and I need to work together on this, and active participation is important to me. If my decisions seem rash, it’s only because Mel hasn’t heard all of the facts. If she watched the same documentary she would feel the same. I don’t want to scare her, but making our home safer for our unborn child is a priority.The jury of Guardian readersGetting rid of plastic won’t make Amy and Melanie’s home healthier if they replace it with pressure and resentment. Amy’s pursuit is noble, but her cold‑turkey approach risks alienating Melanie from the cause.Estelle, 27They both want to live with fewer toxins, but Amy shouldn’t decide the pace at which they do this without agreement from Melanie. Amy throwing out all plastic containers and cleaning products without any discussion contradicts her claim that she wants “to make informed choices together”.Val, 68Life’s too short to make it hard for yourself. Carrying containers everywhere and only going to specialist retailers? No one’s got time for that when there’s work and chores to be done. Changing your life after one documentary is extreme, and Amy should consider the benefits of plastic.Ivan, 29We can’t live perfect lives, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try to make better choices. I think they plan together what can change now and what can wait, Melanie might feel part of it instead of feeling it is something being done to her.Michael, 39Amy is valiant in trying to live a healthier lifestyle, but not making it a joint decision with Melanie seems to be detrimental to their relationship, and they need to be working together when they have a child. I wonder if Amy’s obsession might be masking a deeper issue.Jon, 50Now you be the judgeIn our online poll, tell us: should Amy bin her hatred of plastics?The poll closes on Wednesday 3 June at 9am BSTLast week’s resultsWe asked, should Martin stop telling his wife how to mop the floor?98% of you said yes – Martin is guilty2% of you said no – Martin is innocent

Google’s AI Overview Stumbles on Simple Letter Counting Google’s newly rolled‑out AI Overview feature in Search incorrectly counted letters in everyday words – claiming there are two “P”s in “Google”, one “r” in “poop”, and even misspelling “journalism”. The blunders highlight a long‑standing weakness of large language models (LLMs) when it comes to exact spelling. The Miscounted Letters Behind the New Search AI “Google” – AI said 2 Ps (actual: 0) “poop” – AI said 1 r (actual: 0) “journalism” – AI said 2 d’s (actual: 0) U.S. President’s last name – AI reported 1 P but rendered “t‑r‑p‑u‑m” Quantifying the Miscounts: Numbers Behind the Errors Beyond the anecdotal examples, the AI also produced a faulty definition for the word “disregard”, responding with “Understood. Let me know whenever you have a new prompt or question!” This illustrates that token‑based encoding can produce nonsensical outputs even when the input is a single word. Implications for Search Trust and AI Adoption Google’s AI‑driven overhaul aims to make generative responses the centerpiece of its 29‑year‑old search product. Repeated factual and spelling errors risk eroding user confidence, especially after earlier AI Overviews cited satirical sources and gave absurd advice such as “eat rocks”. Trust in AI‑generated answers remains a critical hurdle. What’s Next for Google’s Generative Search? Google told TechCrunch it is “working to fix this particular issue” and will likely refine its tokenizer and post‑processing pipelines. Industry observers expect incremental improvements rather than a complete architectural shift, meaning users may continue to see occasional glitches while the broader AI‑search strategy matures.

The UFC Event on the White House Lawn Crews are erecting an octagon-shaped cage on the South Lawn of the White House that will host next month’s Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) bout, marking the nation’s 250th anniversary and President Donald Trump’s 80th birthday. Event Details and Construction Online renderings depict what the completed, wire-mesh-fence-ringed fight space is expected to look like before the June 14 event. It will be ringed by a red, white and blue stage under a towering arch featuring stars-and-stripes patterns and two large screens showing the action live. The cage and stage will themselves be surrounded by thousands of temporary seats, including ringside space for a full marching band that can set the entire scene to blaring music. Significance and Additional Events The project is part of a series of events celebrating the semiquincentennial of the Declaration of Independence’s signing on July 4, 1776. Other planned functions include an IndyCar race that will pass by the White House and the Great American State Fair taking place on the National Mall. Trump has said the finished UFC project will feature “a 5,000-seat arena right outside the front door of the White House”. Logistics and Ticket Demand Additional large screens broadcasting the fights will be set up in a park at the nearby Ellipse, and the UFC has said it plans to issue as many as 85,000 free tickets to accommodate spectators at both locations. “I have never seen anybody want anything so much as people want those tickets,” Trump said recently of demand to attend the UFC fight, adding, “That’s gonna be something.” Criticism and Other Projects The card has been panned by fans online as underwhelming, featuring just two championship fights. Brazil’s Alex Pereira will meet France’s Ciryl Gane for the interim UFC heavyweight title. Then, Spanish-Georgian lightweight champion Ilia Topuria takes on interim champ Justin Gaethje, one of just two Americans who currently hold even a share of the UFC’s 11 championship belts. The octagon and surrounding structures are the latest project in the White House building boom Trump is leading.

The Record-Breaking AchievementBruno Fernandes has made history by securing the outright record for assists in a Premier League season, taking his tally to 21 in Manchester United's 3-0 win at Brighton. The 31-year-old Portuguese midfielder had equalled the previous record, shared by Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne, a week earlier during United's 3-2 victory over Nottingham Forest.The Controversial CriticismFormer Manchester United captain Roy Keane criticized Fernandes for what he perceived as prioritizing individual glory over team interests. Speaking on The Overlap podcast, Keane claimed Fernandes had said: 'A few times, I probably should have shot but I made them passes.' Keane suggested this mindset indicated Fernandes was focused on personal records rather than team success, stating: 'How can your mindset of a footballer be going into a match to be about an individual record? He won't be winning trophies, not with that mindset of the team.'The Truth Behind the RemarksFernandes has vehemently denied Keane's characterization of his comments. His actual post-match remarks after the Nottingham Forest game were: 'There were probably moments today when I should have passed instead of shot. I'm very happy for the assist, but more than that, I'm happy for the win and to finish the season on a high.' Fernandes accused Keane of putting untrue 'words in my mouth' and claimed the former United captain had misrepresented his statements.The Public ResponseIn an interview with The Diary of a CEO podcast, Fernandes expressed his frustration: 'Like I've always said, I don't mind criticism. I've always taken criticism from everyone and anyone and I never reply to anything or whatsoever. People have an opinion; they think it's good, bad, whatever. What I don't like is when people lie about things and in this case that you said about Roy Keane basically what he said is a lie because either he saw some other interview or he can't say that I said one thing that I've just not said and luckily for me everything is on record.'The Feud EscalationThe situation escalated when Keane posted on Instagram: 'Too much attention makes a donkey think he's a lion,' which appeared to be a direct reference to Fernandes. This cryptic message further fueled the public feud between the two, with Fernandes suggesting Keane was deliberately misrepresenting his words to create controversy.Seeking Direct ResolutionFernandes revealed he had taken steps to directly address the issue with Keane, contacting former United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjær to ask for Keane's phone number. 'I think I've always showed a lot of respect for Roy Keane and for everything he's done for the club and for everything he's always said,' Fernandes stated. 'What I don't like is that people make their own words on what I say and it's not true.' This indicates Fernandes' desire to resolve the matter directly rather than continue the public dispute.

Executive Summary: Political Fault Lines Threaten Global FinanceThe article warns that the United States, burdened by a debt level exceeding 120% of GDP and a politically‑driven policy environment, is steering the world toward a financial crisis that could eclipse the 2007 housing collapse.Political Gridlock and Debt Accumulation Push US Toward Financial ShockCurrent US politics, described as “practically guarantee[d] misguided policy responses,” are dominated by Donald Trump and a Congress aligned with his agenda. Former IMF chief economist Maurice Obstfeld is quoted saying “the political fundamentals are really bad.” The article outlines several plausible pathways, including a sharp correction in AI‑driven equity valuations and a sudden sell‑off of Treasury bonds.Debt‑to‑GDP Surpasses 120% and Bond Market Volatility Signals StressFederal debt now stands at over 120% of GDP, a near‑unprecedented figure.Recent market turbulence pushed Treasury yields higher after geopolitical worries (Iran war) and inflation concerns.Historical reference: on 3 April 2025, Trump‑imposed tariffs caused a brief “tailspin” in Treasury prices.Global Ripple Effects: China’s Capital Flows and European VulnerabilitiesThe US’s need for foreign capital is met by China’s surplus‑driven investments, creating a feedback loop where Chinese earnings are reinvested in US Treasury securities while American dollars fund Chinese imports. The article also flags similar political‑driven fiscal risks in France, where a budget crisis and upcoming elections could amplify the global shock.Possible Scenarios and the Likelihood of Policy MisstepsInvestor panic leads to a mass sell‑off of Treasuries, spiking rates and forcing the Fed to purchase debt, which could reignite inflation.Trump leverages control over the Federal Reserve to keep rates artificially low, undermining monetary credibility.Absence of fiscal reform in Congress, as suggested by Obstfeld, leaves the debt trajectory unchecked.In each scenario, the combination of high debt, politicised monetary policy, and strained international cooperation could produce a crisis “unlike anything the world has seen.”

The Emotional Farewell to a Legend"I'm utterly devastated and have already shed tears," says Manchester City fan Sophie Hope. There is a feeling of loss around the Etihad Stadium, a bereavement that everyone knew was coming but it does not make it any easier to take. The ownership may disagree but this is the club that Pep Guardiola built over the past 10 years and everyone in attendance against Aston Villa on Sunday wanted to pay their respects.This has been a glorious epoch for the club, one that has seen complete and utter misery in modern times. Relegation to the third tier at Stoke, being regularly pummelled by Manchester United and York City away are long forgotten. The transformation was under way before Guardiola arrived a decade ago and everything has been geared towards his demands and needs. Ilkay Gündogan, Ederson and Fernandinho were back as City's greatest hits were played.The Guardiola Era at Manchester City"To say City is part of my DNA is not overstating it," Hope says. "I feel I need to try and remember that it's football but it's also not just football, it's family, it's special and Pep has brought such a huge level of enjoyment, excitement, joy and pride to our club."I've been going to City for 36 years and our next manager will be the first my dad won't have known, he died in 2021. I have to remind myself of all the good times. The happiness Pep has brought to me, my life, to Manchester will never be replicated or forgotten."The Transformation of Manchester CityGuardiola created a magical mystical tour for City, taking the masses on triumphant tours to Real Madrid and a plethora of other of Europe's most historical venues, leaving having not just won but shown complete dominance. None will be more memorable than Istanbul, City's first Champions League trophy, won thanks to Rodri on an edgy night against Inter."Pep took us into a footballing galaxy that only a handful of teams in world football will ever experience," Andy Hooper says. "I think back to watching hundreds of games at Maine Road with my grandad. Together we never even reached a major semi-final, but did witness us dropping to League One. He always told me we'd be back one day, and I believed him. Fast forward to the pinnacle of the Pep era: taking my seven-year-old lad to Istanbul to watch us complete the treble. Pep's not just been our manager he's all of us, you can tell he feels it, he loves the place, sticks up for us against anything thrown at us, he will be for ever our boss. He completed our journey from the Peter Swales lows to the ridiculous highs."The Emotional Tributes and FarewellSuccess changes lives, even if it is enjoyed vicariously through the local football club. Guardiola has improved the existence of tens of thousands, finding joy in the style and trophy lifts. Everyone has embraced the "Catalan Manc," enjoying his love of the city, living in the centre of it, becoming friends with the Gallagher brothers and references to local culture. "People called Mourinho the special one, but he's got nothing on Pep," says Hope. "He clearly loves Manchester, embracing it as his city. That's how we feel about Pep, he's our Pep."Many of those in love with Guardiola will get to sit in the newly expanded North Stand named in his honour, helping secure a record Etihad Stadium attendance of 60,332, a fitting way to go out. It was unveiled on Sunday while a statue will be erected somewhere in the vicinity to immortalise the immortal to ensure that some things are eternal.The Legacy of Pep GuardiolaAll the Guardiola collectibles were on sale, from flags to scarves and plenty in between, while one group in the East Stand stood resplendent in T-shirts spelling out "Gracies Pep" to show their appreciation in his native Catalan. A mural depicting Guardiola now sits resplendent on the side of a house opposite the ground but there is no chance of him being forgotten.Fans will probably be clubbing together to see if they can find the land of the coconuts where Guardiola will be sunning himself over the summer. At the very least, they initiated Guardiola's new life with the palm trees by bouncing beach balls around the stands.Guardiola should have brought his own tissues, with eyes watering when he embraced another departing legend Bernardo Silva after bringing the captain off. Without a handkerchief in sight, Guardiola was forced to use his Pep-branded T-shirt to wipe away the tears. The Portuguese was given a standing ovation and guard of honour from the two teams and it seemed to finally dawn on Guardiola when he embraced the man that has provided immaculate service for nine seasons. Shortly afterwards John Stones got the same combination of standing ovation and guard of honour. "We've got Guardiola," rang out repeatedly as the head coach absorbed it for one final time, weeping. The Blue Moon has reached its highest under Guardiola, and it will rise again at Manchester City but it will never shine as bright. Guardiola finished with: "In the next years, if you see me in the States or Europe or somewhere and you are a Man City fan, come and hug me. I will need it." So will they.