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The Plan for World Cup Glory As co-hosts, Canada enter the World Cup with high expectations, despite never winning a match at a previous tournament. Since a Concacaf Nations League semi-final defeat to Mexico in March 2025 the team have lost one of 15 matches at the time of writing, a run that has included some excellent opponents such as Colombia, Ecuador, Ukraine and the USA, whom they have defeated twice in the past two years, including their first win on US soil in 57 years. The coach, Jesse Marsch, has maintained a consistent 4-4-2 with the emphasis on pressing from the front and pace in wide positions. "Some teams press to win the ball back, we press to punish and think about scoring immediately when we recover the ball," said Marsch, who is American, but has captured the hearts of many Canadians since he took the job in May 2024 and guided the team to the semi-finals of the Copa América. Canada's World Cup Schedule 12 June v Bosnia and Herzegovina, Toronto (3pm local, 8pm BST) 18 June v Qatar, Vancouver (3pm local, 11pm BST) 24 June v Switzerland, Vancouver (noon local, 8pm BST) Success at that tournament, and subsequently in friendlies, is based on a defensive structure Marsch worked on immediately when taking the job and playing against the Netherlands and France in his first two matches in charge. Nine clean sheets in 13 matches before the pre-tournament friendlies is even more impressive considering Moïse Bombito, their star centre-back from Nice, and Bayern Munich's Alphonso Davies did not play in any of those matches because of injury. The Coach's Vision Jesse Marsch's first venture into international management has been a successful one, but not one he found easy to adjust to. "From the moment I worked with this group of players in the first camp, I knew I was going to fall in love with these guys," he says. "They are a unique group of really good people, who are very talented, and when I said goodbye to them it was different from what I was used to as a head coach in the club game." Marsch has enjoyed those gaps in his schedule, using time to visit Canadian players across the world and spending a lot of time in the country at the provincial level to help bring a more united approach to the way the game is developed and governed. Star Player's Return Questioned The captain, Alphonso Davies, has not played for Canada since tearing his ACL against USA in the Nations League third-place match last March. Whether to play him at left-back or on the wing has been one of the biggest questions for years, but under Marsch the Bayern Munich man has predominantly been used at the back and has been excellent. However, another injury setback, against Paris St-Germain in the Champions League semi-final second leg – his third in the past three months – has put his participation for the opening game against Bosnia and Herzegovina in doubt. He has started 12 of 29 internationals in the Marsch-era at the time of writing. One to Watch Few players have received more work and attention from his national coach than the midfielder Ismaël Koné, who was dropped during the Copa América as he struggled to make an impact. Since then he has been excellent for Sassuolo in Serie A and has turned into a dynamic box-to-box midfielder for Marsch, learning valuable lessons defensively in Italy, where his discipline and tactical concentration has improved significantly. Expected to start next to the excellent Stephen Eustáquio in a key double-pivot tandem for Canada. Unsung Hero Norwich's Ali Ahmed has become a favourite of Marsch's because of his selfless work on the pitch. Ahmed is asked to lead the press on the left wing, often cutting inside to increase the midfield numbers and bring intensity and energy off the ball. One of the reasons Marsch has not deployed Davies further forward is because he views his team without the ball more than with it and in that vision the former Vancouver Whitecaps man is crucial. Probable Starting XI Canada's likely formation for the World Cup matches will be based on the 4-4-2 system that Marsch has consistently employed, with specific attention to defensive structure and pressing from the front. Fan Expectations Canada is ready to host the world, but the attention is more on this team than other games happening in the country. Being the only side to start on the east coast and move directly to the west coast allows fans in Toronto and Vancouver to watch their team in the group stages. The supporters group The Voyageurs will lead the noise with their flags and chants of "Ooh, Ahh Canada". Canada is known for its cosmopolitan population and cultural diversity, with people from all over the world, and should benefit from playing three group opponents with relatively diverse fan bases.

Anti‑immigrant anger is reaching a new peak in South Africa as municipal officials ordered the removal of makeshift camps that housed thousands of migrants, leaving them exposed on public streets. The move has ignited protests, a surge in xenophobic incidents, and a heated debate over the nation’s immigration policy. Escalating Xenophobic Tensions After Forced Evictions City councils in Johannesburg and surrounding townships issued eviction notices this week, citing health and safety concerns. Residents of the cleared camps report being given less than 24 hours to vacate, with many forced to sleep on sidewalks or in overcrowded shelters. Evictions began on 2026-05-25 across three major informal settlements. Local NGOs estimate that over 5,000 migrants were displaced. Community leaders claim the actions were taken without adequate consultation. Limited Data Highlights a Growing Crisis Official statistics on the displacement are scarce, but available reports point to a sharp rise in xenophobic activity: The South African Police Service logged a noticeable uptick in hate‑crime complaints in the past month. Human‑rights groups note an increase in verbal and physical attacks targeting foreign nationals. Economic analysts warn that prolonged unrest could deter foreign investment. Political Fallout and Social Cohesion at Risk The government’s response has split opinion. While some politicians defend the evictions as necessary for public order, opposition parties and civil‑society groups accuse the administration of stoking xenophobia. President Cyril Ramaphosa called for “orderly migration management” but avoided direct criticism of local authorities. Opposition leader John Steenhuisen demanded an immediate halt to evictions and a review of immigration policy. International bodies, including the UN, have urged South Africa to uphold the rights of migrants. Potential Policy Shifts and International Scrutiny Analysts predict that sustained pressure could force the government to adopt a more coordinated approach: Implementation of a national framework for temporary housing of displaced migrants. Increased funding for community‑integration programs to mitigate xenophobic sentiment. Possible sanctions or aid reductions from foreign partners if human‑rights violations continue. Until concrete measures are taken, the risk of further unrest remains high, and South Africa’s reputation as a regional hub for trade and tourism could suffer.

A former senior CIA official, David Rush, was taken into custody on May 19 after a joint CIA‑FBI operation uncovered a cache of 303 gold bars valued at over $40 million, along with $2 million in cash and luxury watches. The alleged theft, spanning from 2009 to 2026, has ignited scrutiny of the agency’s internal oversight and the use of gold in covert government finance.Details of the Alleged Embezzlement and the Gold Bar CacheRush, a former senior executive‑service level employee with top‑secret clearance, is accused of misappropriating government assets for personal gain.The FBI affidavit states he claimed military leave and education credentials that were later proven false.From November 2025 to March 2026, he allegedly requested “significant quantity of foreign currency and tens of millions of dollars in gold bars for work‑related expenses.”Searches on May 18 revealed 303 gold bars (≈1 kg each), $2 million in U.S. currency, and 35 luxury watches, many Rolexes.Financial Scale: Valuation of Gold, Cash, and Luxury Watches303 gold bars – estimated market value > $40 million.$2 million in U.S. cash recovered.35 high‑end watches, primarily Rolex, estimated at several hundred thousand dollars.Potential additional undisclosed assets, given the “significant quantity” of foreign currency mentioned in the affidavit.Implications for CIA Oversight and Government Asset ControlsThe case highlights gaps in the CIA’s internal audit mechanisms, especially regarding high‑value commodity allocations for “work‑related expenses.” It also revives longstanding speculation about the agency’s use of gold as a covert funding tool, a practice documented in historical accounts such as Gold Warriors. If proven, the misuse could erode public trust and prompt congressional hearings on asset tracking and clearance protocols.What Comes Next: Legal Proceedings and Policy ReformsRush remains detained pending a detention hearing scheduled for Friday in Alexandria, Virginia.Federal prosecutors are likely to pursue charges of theft of government property, fraud, and false statements.Expect a review by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) to tighten controls on commodity disbursements.Congress may introduce legislation mandating stricter reporting and independent audits of any gold or foreign‑currency transactions within intelligence agencies.

The LeadUnited States President Donald Trump has threatened longtime ally Oman with military force if it gets involved in the dispute over shipping access to the Strait of Hormuz, as Washington's war on Iran once again risks engulfing the Middle East. Trump's threat to "blow up" Oman came as Muscat reportedly held talks with Iran about overseeing passage through the strategic waterway that handles more than 20 percent of the world's global oil traffic.Trump's Unprecedented Threat Against a Key Ally"Nobody is going to control it," Trump said of the strait during a cabinet meeting in Washington. "It's international waters, and Oman will behave just like everybody else, or we will have to blow them up." This direct threat against a country with which Washington has had relations for more than 200 years has sent shockwaves across the region and drawn international criticism.While Hormuz is an international strait, most of it is located solely in Iranian and Omani territorial waters – not international waters – with parts of its outlying areas reaching United Arab Emirates (UAE) territorial waters. This geographical reality complicates Trump's assertion that the waterway is purely international.The Strategic Importance of the Strait of HormuzAs the only route for Gulf oil producers to ship exports to the open ocean, the strait has served as a free international maritime route for decades. Following the US-Israeli joint attacks on Iran on February 28, however, Tehran closed the waterway and began to assert sovereignty over it, including charging tolls of as much as $2m per ship at times.Under international maritime law, countries are not permitted to charge tolls to shipping passing through natural straits such as Hormuz, even where they are not in international waters. Countries can, however, provide services to shippers, such as insurance, maintenance and docking assistance.Regional Implications of Trump's ThreatShortly before Trump's comment, Iran's state television reported that Iran and the United States were close to agreeing on a memorandum of understanding (MOU) under which Tehran and Muscat would jointly control the strait. The proposal designates payments for passing vessels, framed as "fees for services" rather than "tolls."While the Trump administration has called the claims of such an MoU "a complete fabrication," analysts say his threat suggests that an understanding between Iran and Oman is precisely what the US president is trying to avoid."What Washington wants to prevent is the normalisation of Iranian control over Hormuz, dressed in administrative and legal clothing and given Arab cover by a US ally," Muhanad Seloom, non-resident senior fellow at the Middle East Council on Global Affairs, told Al Jazeera.International Reaction and Legal ConcernsCritics called the threat reckless. Raed Jarrar, the advocacy director at the US-based rights group DAWN, likened the US president's comments to those of a "mafia boss.""The UN Charter prohibits the threat of force against any state, and that prohibition binds the United States exactly as it binds everyone else," Jarrar told Al Jazeera. "Threatening to 'blow up' an Arab country because its waters happen to sit along an oil route Washington wants reopened is the same lawless logic that produced this war in February."Samir Puri, a visiting lecturer in war studies at King's College in London, said Trump's threat to Oman was "really surprising" and warned that it would "send shockwaves across the region."Oman's Diplomatic Role in the US-Iran ConflictOman has played a unique role in the region as a mediator between the US and Iran. Omani Foreign Minister Badr Albusaidi was a key mediator in US-Iran nuclear talks before the war on Iran began. Just before the US-Israeli joint attack on Tehran in February, Albusaidi had been meeting US officials, including Vice President JD Vance, to facilitate negotiations about the future of Tehran's nuclear programme.Unlike other US allies in the Gulf, such as Qatar, Bahrain and the UAE, Oman does not host US forces. It was nevertheless dragged into the conflict when Iran launched attacks on US military assets and energy infrastructure across the Gulf region in the early days of the war.Future Outlook for the RegionSeloom, from the Middle East Council on Global Affairs, said Oman is "one Gulf state that is simultaneously a US security partner and Iran's most trusted Arab interlocutor.""In peacetime, that ambiguity is an asset. In wartime, it becomes a liability, which is precisely the inversion now playing out," he told Al Jazeera.The analyst argued that joint Iran-Oman control over Hormuz was "more posture than probability." "Oman's real interest is not co-owning Iran's blockade; it is brokering the strait's reopening," he said.Still, according to Seloom, the prospect of Iran and Oman jointly shaping the future of the Strait of Hormuz alarms the US president for three reasons: "It would turn Iran's grip on the chokepoint into a permanent post-war fact rather than a temporary act of war; it would set a precedent that littoral states can metre and monetise an international waterway, eroding the freedom-of-navigation principle the United States underwrites worldwide; and it would hand Tehran a strategic win that outlasts any ceasefire."

The Looming Crisis in Uruguay’s World Cup CampMarcelo Bielsa, the 70‑year‑old Argentine dubbed “El Loco”, sees his tenure with Uruguay under fire just weeks before the 2026 World Cup. Rumours of a dressing‑room mutiny and a string of disappointing results have put the nation’s chances in jeopardy.Unrest Over Bielsa’s High‑Intensity PhilosophyBielsa’s reputation as a tactical pioneer is unquestioned, yet his relentless, attacking approach has alienated key players. Luis Suárez publicly criticised Bielsa after a halftime incident that left striker Darwin Núñez in tears, and the coach admitted his “authority was affected”.Initial excitement after landmark qualifying wins over Brazil and Argentina.Only three victories in the final twelve qualifiers.Third‑place finish at Copa America 2024, but with growing player fatigue.Performance Numbers Highlight DeclineRecent results underscore the on‑field impact of the unrest:5‑1 friendly loss to the USA in November – Bielsa called it “ashamed”.Three wins out of twelve qualifying matches.Third place at Copa America 2024, eliminating Brazil but failing to win the tournament.Potential Fallout for Uruguay’s 2026 CampaignThe combination of tactical rigidity and squad dissent could affect Uruguay’s group‑stage fixtures against Saudi Arabia, Cape Verde and Spain in Group F. If morale does not improve, the team risks an early exit, undermining a nation accustomed to punching above its weight.What Lies Ahead After the Tournament?Bielsa has hinted his contract ends with the World Cup, stating “Our job ends with the World Cup.” While he may depart in July, the longer‑term implications for Uruguay’s coaching philosophy remain uncertain, with the federation likely to reassess the balance between innovative tactics and player management for future cycles.

The LeadA novel featuring a protagonist whose job is taken by AI has won the Climate fiction prize. Hum by Helen Phillips, the American writer's third novel, explores themes of technological displacement and the commodification of nature in a dystopian future.The Disneyfication of Nature in LiteratureHum is about a woman, May, who loses her job to a "hum" of the title – a humanoid robot. Struggling to find work, she becomes a guinea pig for an experimental injection that alters her face so it can't be recognised by surveillance. When she gets paid for it, she splashes out on family passes to the Botanical Garden, the last remaining green space in her city. There, things take a turn for the worse.The Climate Fiction Prize RecognitionThe prize, worth £10,000, was first awarded last year to Abi Daré for And So I Roar, the follow-up to her bestselling debut The Girl with the Louding Voice. This year's judging panel was chaired by Guardian theatre critic and former literary editor of the Independent, Arifa Akbar. Alongside Kit de Waal and Friederike Otto on the panel were author Jessie Greengrass and book influencer Simon Savidge.Judges' Perspectives on the NovelJudge and writer Kit de Waal described Phillips's book as being about the "Disneyfication of nature … turning nature into a rare place that we have to pay to see". Fellow judge and climate scientist Friederike Otto added that it "tackles the central reason that nothing is done about the climate crisis – privilege", while writer Daisy Hildyard described it as "mesmerising and scary".The Author's InspirationPhillips was inspired to write the book after walking home from work one day and having the thought that she needed to buy dishcloths, before opening her computer at home and finding that dishcloths were being advertised to her. "That eerie feeling stuck with me, and I started to think about what worst-case scenarios might arise from surveillance by an algorithm."Impact on Climate AwarenessHum "helps us connect with what really matters and stops us from sleepwalking into an inevitable dystopia", said Lucy Stone, CEO of Climate Spring, which funds the prize. "In the novel, the machines themselves start to question the insane volume of advertising and the consumer treadmill, and then show the family that there are multiple different futures lying ahead of them."Future RecognitionPhillips will appear at Hay festival to discuss the book on Saturday 30 May. Alongside Phillips on this year's shortlist were Madeleine Thien for The Book of Records, Robbie Arnott for Dusk, Keshava Guha for The Tiger's Share, Susanna Kwan for Awake in the Floating City and Maria Reva for Endling.

The Rise of Heated Rivalry: From Canadian TV to NYC StageWalking into the Culture Club in West Chelsea, New York, for a performance of Heated Rivalry: The Unauthorized Musical Parody last week, I was met by three ghosts left over from when the space was called the McKittrick hotel and it hosted the immersive spookfest, Sleep No More. The first was the phantom of clever detail: cans of Athletic IPAs for sale, a cute, non-alcoholic nod to the mega-popular series' hockey setting. The second was of unnerving fright, as I realized there would be no booze at this singing satire. Would I be able to make it through 90 minutes of jokes about an overexposed Canadian gay sports romance, with zero quality guarantee and an even lower blood alcohol concentration? At least at the downtown premiere of the popular parody Titanique, long before it proved itself worthy of a handful of Tony nominations, you could stand up and order a bucket of White Claws.But then the third specter materialized, the ghost of immersion and surrender, as this very funny production completely won me over. (I've since learned that a liquor license is forthcoming.) Heated Rivalry, for the uninitiated, is a television show adapted from a series of gay romance novels by Rachel Reid, a straight woman who unwittingly launched a thousand discussions about who gets to be horny over whom, how and when. Fans of the books petitioned for a wider release of the show produced for the Canadian streamer Crave, last November and, some six months later, its formerly unknown stars Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams are in easy contention for the most photographed people alive. Heated Rivalry: The Unauthorized Musical Parody is the latest addition to New York City's musical parody cottage industry, which has led me to a theater lobby where a woman in a branded hockey jersey is telling the stranger next to her that she's seen the series "probably not as many times as you think, but still a lot".The Unauthorized Musical: A Masterclass in ParodyThere was a communal giddiness as everyone filed into the unassuming performance space, where less than 200 folding chairs were arranged around a small stage. Super-fans were giddy that their dreams were coming true, and the more reserved types, perhaps blushing at what they deemed beneath them, were still clearly enjoying themselves. I liked the TV show just fine, a bit underwhelmed at what was broadly discussed as "softcore smut" but felt more in line with the twee "naughtiness" of the romance world. I had worried a musical parody put together in a few months would be a cash-grab; plain fan service for those who can't get enough of those six novels or episodes, not jabbing at the culture so much as stroking its ego. Impressively, as written by Dylan MarcAurele and directed by Alan Kliffer, it satisfies all three camps.Framing is everything, and this romp begins with a faux earnest number, à la Waitress, where three suburban Susans detail their newfound pastime: putting their husbands to bed with some iPad time, knocking back an "Ambien margarita" and reveling in their favorite televised "boy aquarium". From there, "Main Susan" (Ryann Redmond, glorious) recaps the years-long flirtation between the feuding players, innocent Japanese-Canadian "Shane Hollander" (Jimin Moon) and brusque Russian "Ilya Rozanov" (Jay Armstrong Johnson).The obligatory double entendres (a song titled Shane Hollander, Slap that Stick! or a line, by Shane's mom, about the "heavy load" her obviously gay son carries) are expertly delivered right between earnestness and tongue-in-cheek, but it's MarcAurele's ability to mock the story's sillier elements that clinched it for me. Shane, whose thumb-twiddling submissiveness often grated me in the TV show, is played by Moon as a dopey bottom with a hopeless romantic complex. What the series plays out as a forbidden romance writ epic across timelines and borders, MarcAurele presents as Shane's borderline delusion in dealing with an uncaring dom for years on end. "I keep replaying things he said," Shane beams after a hookup, "like, 'Ass up, little whore.'" The score's best number, certainly the one best primed for cabaret nights anywhere, is Liza Minnelli's Maybe This Time send-up where Shane croons, "This fuck felt different from the last fuck. This fuck, he asked if I would stay."If reading that inspires eyerolls – totally – Moon (and the rest of the cast, which includes Cherry Torres and Ryan Duncan) are so winning in their deliveries, so in on the joke without reducing their project into one, that it's impossible to resist. As the icy-hot Ilya, Johnson has the less showy role and plays it mostly straight, which makes his song about an outcast childhood made tragic by his impossibly "big ass, cold heart" that much funnier. And, well, let's face it: Johnson and Moon are sexy as hell, and charming to boot. Kliffer's inventive staging, with choreography by Brooke and Tiffany Engen on a resourceful set by Sully Ross, goes long on bunny-hopping glee.The Off-Broadway Parody Boom: A New RenaissanceThe Canadian Kliffer, previously artistic director of famed improv spots like Second City and Asylum NYC, where he helped launch Titanique's improbable boom, later told me that these parodies rarely come together with such speed, let alone quality. He'd loved MarcAurele's Pop Off, Michelangelo! in London and M3gan spoof stateside, and had just bought into Heated Rivalry, courtesy of its amorously optimistic fifth episode, when the writer texted him with the idea. The resulting work fits attractively between the out-and-out bawdiness of the Titanic send-up and the relentless Millennial nostalgia of Ginger Twinsies, which parodied the 90s Parent Trap remake last summer, and Kliffer notes that this very queer, very funny moment downtown – which also includes Cole Escola's Oh, Mary! – points to "a little bit of an Off-Broadway renaissance."This particular renaissance seems to be defined by parodies that are loving but not saccharine, willing to mock their source material while still celebrating what made it appealing in the first place. The success of these shows suggests a hunger for theater that doesn't take itself too seriously but still delivers genuine theatrical craft. In a city where Broadway ticket prices can be prohibitive, these intimate, affordable productions offer a different kind of theatrical experience – one that feels more accessible and immediate.Cultural Impact: Beyond the ParodyHeated Rivalry exists at the intersection of several cultural conversations. The original series, based on novels by Rachel Reid, sparked discussions about who gets to tell LGBTQ+ stories and how those stories should be represented. The parody doesn't shy away from these questions but instead uses humor to explore them. By exaggerating certain elements of the original series, the musical actually highlights what made it compelling in the first place.The show also represents the growing visibility of LGBTQ+ stories in mainstream entertainment. What began as niche content has become a cultural phenomenon, with the original series gaining international attention and its stars becoming unlikely celebrities. The musical parody capitalizes on this popularity while simultaneously commenting on it, creating a meta-narrative that appeals to both fans and newcomers.Moreover, the success of Heated Rivalry reflects a broader trend in entertainment where audiences are increasingly drawn to content that acknowledges and plays with its own artificiality. In an era of heightened awareness about media consumption, audiences seem to appreciate works that don't pretend to be anything other than what they are – crafted, performed, and enjoyed.The Future of Parody Theater: What's Next?As the Off-Broadway scene continues to evolve with these clever parodies, we can expect to see more adaptations of popular TV shows and movies hitting the small stage. The success of Heated Rivalry, following in the footsteps of Titanique and other parody hits, suggests that there's a sustainable market for this type of entertainment.What's particularly interesting is how these parodies are pushing the boundaries of traditional musical theater. They're more immediate, more self-aware, and more willing to break the fourth wall than many conventional productions. This approach seems to resonate with younger audiences who are accustomed to interactive media and meta-commentary.Looking ahead, we might see parodies of other recent cultural phenomena – perhaps streaming hits, viral social media trends, or even political events. The key to success, as demonstrated by Heated Rivalry, will be balancing genuine affection for the source material with sharp, intelligent humor that offers something new to the conversation.

Interviewing Mouse on Mars: A Conversation Like No Other Interviewing Mouse on Mars is no easy feat. Not because the duo are hard to find, even though their current studio is hidden in a courtyard deep in Berlin’s Kreuzberg district. Nor because they continue to be notoriously busy, particularly since one half of the band, Jan St Werner (born Jan Stephan Werner), is now a professor in pop music, at the Folkwang University of the Arts in the western German city of Essen. The Collaboration with Lee 'Scratch' Perry After a five-year silence, they are about to release Spatial, No Problem, a collaboration with Lee “Scratch” Perry recorded during the late dub and reggae legend’s whirlwind visit to their former Berlin studio in 2019, two years before his death aged 85. The meeting had been set up by mutual friends, though it was not clear whether it would really happen until Perry arrived at Berlin’s airport – the former Bob Marley producer had a reputation for unpredictability, and dates kept shifting. The Making of Spatial, No Problem The result is a collage-esque fever dream of a record, marrying Perry’s signature free-flowing vocals with a strange, yet warm mix of countless instruments played by friends, all held together by glitchy electronics. They had the idea to record the session as spatial audio, a technology used to mimic a more “natural” hearing experience in 3D. Asking about his familiarity with the technique, Perry answered with a wide grin, and the sentence “Spatial? No problem”. The title to the album was born, which includes recordings that are said to be some of Perry’s last. The Impact of the Collaboration Their reverence for Perry is obvious, every attempt to steer the conversation towards other topics brings the trio back to their time with him. They paint a picture of a creative frenzy: technicians installing microphones whichever corner Perry ended up standing and performing in, friends popping in and out of the sessions, NKishi being proclaimed “God” by Perry in a graffito on the studio’s walls, a general sense of a meeting of minds between artists with a similarly anarchic approach to life and craft. The Future of Mouse on Mars At a moment when the music industry is becoming ever more algorithmic, more optimised, more relentlessly targeting fickle attention-spans on social media, Mouse on Mars remain a genuinely anomalous proposition: a band whose greatest asset is their refusal to be legible. And they have been doing this for 30 years, ending up somewhere entirely different than originally planned – and making it sound, against all odds, exactly where they meant to be.

The UK-EU Reset Deal The UK and EU have announced an agreement to scrap Brexit red tape affecting UK food exports to the EU, including fresh sausages and burgers, from mid-2027. This move is part of the first confirmed result of Keir Starmer's 'reset' negotiations with Brussels. Simplifying Export Rules When the new rules come into force, exporters of meat – whether fresh, frozen or processed – will no longer require costly veterinary certificates to prove they meet EU standards. Similar documentation for plants or wood packaging material will also no longer be needed. Businesses selling into Northern Ireland will no longer require health labels. Economic Impact The deal is expected to add up to £5.1bn a year to the UK economy. The agreement will support British jobs and slash red tape for British farmers, producers, and businesses. Industry Reaction Biosecurity minister Helene Hayman said the deal was 'great news for British food and drink businesses of all sizes', including the estimated 16,000 companies that stopped exporting to the EU after Brexit due to excessive bureaucracy. Future Outlook The government is working towards a mid-2027 start date for the new agreement and wants businesses in the agri-food sector to start getting ready now. Negotiations over the deal are expected to conclude in time for the next EU-UK summit on July 13.