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Meta Veteran Departs for Thinking Machines LabWeiyao Wang ended an eight‑year stint at Meta last week and joined Thinking Machines Lab (TML), marking the latest high‑profile move in a growing talent exodus from the social‑media giant to the AI startup.Multibillion‑Dollar Cloud Deal Powers TML’s GPU LeapTML announced a multibillion‑dollar agreement with Google Cloud at Google Cloud Next, granting the startup access to Nvidia’s latest GB300 chips. The deal places TML in the same infrastructure tier as Anthropic and Meta, following an earlier partnership with Nvidia.Valuation and Headcount Signal Rapid GrowthCurrent estimates value TML at roughly $12 billion, despite having released only one product to date. The company’s headcount has risen to about 140 employees, reflecting an aggressive hiring spree.Soumith Chintala – CTO, former Meta researcher and co‑founder of PyTorchPiotr Dollár – Technical staff, co‑author of Segment AnythingAndrea Madotto – Research scientist from Meta’s FAIR divisionJames Sun – Software engineer, nine‑year Meta veteranTalent War Intensifies Between Meta and Emerging AI StartupsMeta’s recent poaching of seven TML founders is mirrored by TML’s recruitment of senior Meta staff, making Meta both a source and a target in the AI talent scramble. A LinkedIn audit shows TML has hired more researchers from Meta than any other single employer.What the Next Funding Round Could Mean for the AI LandscapeIf TML leverages its cloud resources and talent pipeline into a new funding round, it could challenge the valuation dominance of OpenAI and Anthropic. Analysts anticipate heightened competition for GPU allocations and a possible acceleration of product releases, which may reshape partnership dynamics across the AI ecosystem.

The Comedic Journey of Urzila CarlsonUrzila Carlson's path to comedy stardom began with a dark childhood in South Africa, marked by her parents' divorce after years of abuse at the hands of her violent father. At just eight years old, she delivered her first joke about her parents' divorce, saying to a teacher: "Miss, it's my dad's fault. My mom really, really wanted to be a widow but my dad wouldn't drink the poison." The teacher laughed, and Carlson was hooked on comedy as a coping mechanism for the trauma she experienced.From Trauma to Triumph: The Making of a ComedianCarlson grew up in mining towns around South Africa, the youngest of three. The night her father hunted her family with a handgun, they were rescued by a neighbor who drove them to safety. After the divorce, her mother raised the three children in Benoni, east of Johannesburg, where they were "dirt poor" but happy. As an adult, Carlson found life in South Africa increasingly demoralizing but discovered freedom in travel. She funded a trip to the US by selling fudge door-to-door with a sign that said HELP ME GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. The final straw came in 2006, when armed men stormed the office she worked in and robbed everyone at gunpoint. The very next day, she saw an ad: "Want to emigrate? Why not New Zealand?" Three months later, she was there.Rising to Fame in the Comedy WorldNew Zealand gave her a first taste of standup comedy. When leaving one job as a graphic designer for another, her colleagues gave her a fake contract to sign, making her do an open mic spot at an Auckland comedy club. It turned out they had already booked her for it, and 70 people from her agency were going to watch. She wrote four minutes of material for a five-minute slot, got on stage, and was a hit. The next day she got a call letting her know she was through to the next round of a talent competition she hadn't even known she'd entered. She had never seen a standup show before, and went on to win New Zealand's best newcomer. When the global financial crisis came along and brought redundancy with it, it was like the universe was telling her to go professional: "I thought, you can't ride two horses with one arse. You've got to go for it."Building an International Comedy CareerCarlson is particularly popular in Australia where she is a regular on TV, including Have You Been Paying Attention? and Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont-Spelling Bee, and she holds the record for most tickets sold at Melbourne's international comedy festival. Internationally, she has appeared on QI, Taskmaster New Zealand and Amy Schumer's Netflix comedy Kinda Pregnant. In her latest standup show, Fatty on a Yacht, she recalls turning up for a day on a friend's boyfriend's dad's boat, expecting a tinny and finding a super yacht complete with a hot tub and jetskis. Despite her following in Australia and the US, Carlson refuses to relocate from West Auckland, which she affectionately calls "Bogan Central." She is now back in the southern hemisphere with a sketch show titled Urzila, to be broadcast in Australia later this month, and a sitcom with Nazeem Hussain on the way.Navigating Fame and BoundariesCarlson has two children, and recently decided her 13-year-old daughter was old enough to watch her routines: "I can't say anything filthier than 13-year-olds do at school." She recently took her daughter and her friends ice-skating "and they were all saying to me in the car, 'can you roast us?' … I just looked at them in the rear-view and said, 'No, because I'm a professional comedian and I will destroy you. You'll go home and tell your mom.'" Her phone often dings with messages from fans, including unsolicited photos. "Now I just ignore it," Carlson says. "If I say thank you, I'll get tits. I always say, 'Please don't do that. I don't need to see you naked.' And they go, 'Oh, you're not into tits?' And I'm like, 'No, I'm not into unsolicited nudes.' She gets dick pics too: "To those I just say, 'That's cute – it's just like a penis, only smaller.'"The Future of Comedy: Authenticity and ResilienceAs Carlson continues to build her career, she remains committed to staying true to her roots while pushing boundaries in her comedy. Her journey from a traumatic childhood in South Africa to international comedy stardom demonstrates how humor can be both a coping mechanism for pain and a powerful tool for connection. With her new sketch show and sitcom in development, Carlson shows no signs of slowing down. Her ability to turn personal trauma into relatable comedy while maintaining clear boundaries with fans exemplifies the evolving nature of comedy in the digital age, where performers must navigate new challenges while staying authentic to their voice and experiences.

The Shift from Bombing to BlockadeDonald Trump’s decision to indefinitely shelve plans to bomb Iran’s bridges and power stations has left the conflict in a state of limbo, but that is anything but the truth. The kinetic theater of war has effectively moved from land to sea. The site of activity has switched to the Strait of Hormuz, the world’s most significant geopolitical waterway, where both nations are vying to prove they can enforce their blockade more effectively than the other.A New Phase of Gunboat DiplomacyThis standoff represents a dangerous evolution into gunboat diplomacy. Iran is attempting to maintain its chokehold on the world economy by firing at and seizing commercial ships navigating the strait. Conversely, the United States is employing a more immediate economic strategy. Through a naval blockade of Iranian ports and sanctions enforcement, Washington aims to make the Iranian economy collapse as Tehran runs out of space to store oil it cannot export.Iran's Strategy: Seize commercial ships to signal control over global energy flows.US Strategy: Blockade Iranian ports to force storage capacity limits and economic collapse.Current Status: A trial of strength where both sides believe they have time on their side.The Economic Clock Ticking on Kharg IslandThe crux of the US strategy lies in the storage capacity of Kharg Island, Iran’s primary oil export terminal. The US Treasury Secretary, Scott Bessent, has warned that in a matter of days, Kharg Island storage will be full, forcing the shutdown of fragile Iranian oil wells. This strategy is backed by the Foundation for Defense of Democracies (FDD), which argues that forcing a shutdown could cause long-term reservoir damage.Storage Deadline: Iran’s storage is expected to be full by Sunday, April 26.Revenue Impact: Six outbound tankers carried approximately 10.7m barrels of crude, generating an estimated $910m (£670m) in revenue.Production Loss: Forced shutdowns could permanently eliminate 300,000 to 500,000 barrels a day due to reservoir damage.Oil Price: Despite Trump’s messaging, oil remains above $100 a barrel, a key metric for Iran.Global Ripple Effects and Internal Iranian StrainThe pressure is being felt globally, from European treasuries to airline schedules. The cost of jet fuel has led to the cancellation of 20,000 Lufthansa flights, and the price of copper and even consumer goods like condoms has risen. However, the internal pressure on Iran is equally critical. The Revolutionary Guards’ aerospace commander, Majid Mousavi, has threatened neighboring countries, while the regime faces internal division and a population exhausted by war. There are growing calls for a civil space for discussion within Iran, rather than leaving decisions to the security elite.The Endgame: Who Holds the Strategic Advantage?The prediction for the immediate future is a stalemate where both sides wait for the other to blink. The US is betting on the fragility of the Iranian leadership and the economic pain of its citizens, while Iran is betting on its resilience and the global dependence on Middle Eastern oil. The Strait of Hormuz remains a volatile flashpoint, with the potential for escalation into cyber warfare or further maritime incidents as the deadline for storage capacity approaches.

The EU's Stalled Response to Israeli ActionsSpain, Ireland and Slovenia have mounted a renewed push to suspend the European Union's trade and cooperation pact with Israel at a meeting of EU foreign ministers before being shot down by Germany and Italy, which vetoed the move. Despite growing calls to hold the Israeli government accountable for its actions in Gaza and the occupied West Bank, Europe is deeply divided over its approach to Israel."Today, Europe's credibility is at stake," Spanish Foreign Minister Jose Manuel Albares told reporters before Tuesday's meeting in Luxembourg. "I expect every European country to uphold what the International Court of Justice and the UN say on human rights and the defence of international law. Anything different would be a defeat for the European Union."But German Foreign Minister Johann Wadephul called Spain's request "inappropriate", saying any issues should instead be discussed in a "critical, constructive dialogue with Israel".The Genocide War and International Law ConcernsThe main factor behind the current disquiet over Israel within Europe is the genocidal war on Gaza, in which more than 72,000 Palestinians have been killed since October 2023 while thousands more are missing and feared dead under the rubble. Israel has destroyed most of Gaza's infrastructure, and a genocide case has been brought against it before the International Court of Justice in The Hague. Meanwhile, there has been an unprecedented expansion of Israeli settlements in the occupied West Bank, which are built on Palestinian land and violate international law.More recently, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's far-right coalition government has succeeded in passing a death penalty law that in practice applies only to Palestinians and is engaged in a legal and political campaign to restrict European funding for Israeli and Palestinian nongovernmental organisations that document human rights abuses.The 42.6 Billion Euro Trade AgreementOne obvious target for those opposed to Israel's actions is the EU-Israel Association Agreement, which came into force in 2000. This is the legal framework for political, economic and cultural relations between the EU and Israel. It grants Israel highly lucrative privileges, including preferential access to the vast European market with low tariffs on industrial and other goods.The pact contains a strict human rights clause, however. Article 2 states that relations must be based on respect for human rights and democratic principles – and this is what has attracted the attention of activists.Hosni Abidi, a professor of international relations at the University of Geneva, noted that civil society is already mobilising around this clause. "More than 1 million signatures from European citizens have reached the European Commission demanding the suspension of the agreement," Abidi told Al Jazeera, adding that Israel is in clear breach of the pact's foundational text.According to EU data, trade in goods between the bloc and Israel amounted to 42.6 billion euros ($45.3bn) in 2024. A partial suspension of the EU-Israel agreement could directly impact about 5.8 billion euros ($6.1bn) worth of Israeli exports.Beyond trade, the pact is also vital to sustaining Israel's technological edge. Mohanad Mustafa, an academic and expert on Israeli affairs, pointed out that Israeli scientific research relies almost entirely on EU funding. "Without European support, scientific research and development in Israel would collapse completely," he told Al Jazeera.Historical Divisions and Political CalculationsThe primary obstacle to suspending this agreement lies in the EU's complex voting mechanisms and the deep internal divisions over Israel that are rooted in different national histories.A full suspension would require a unanimous decision from all 27 member states, which is currently impossible. Suspending only the lucrative commercial arrangements requires a "qualified majority" of at least 15 EU countries, representing 65 percent of the EU population. This gives heavily populated nations like Germany what amounts to a veto.Scott Lucas, a professor of international relations at the University of Birmingham, explained that Europe does not have a single political culture. "Germany, for example, cannot turn its back on Israel because of the history of the Second World War and the Holocaust. That culture is deeply embedded in the German mindset," Lucas said. Conversely, he noted, nations like Ireland view the Palestinian struggle through the lens of their own history with British colonialism, fostering deep sympathy for Palestinians.Israel has also systematically cultivated relationships with Europe's far-right, populist governments, such as in Hungary, to ensure protection from any sort of EU sanctions. "Israel's strategic allies in Europe are the extreme right-wing populists who are fundamentally anti-Muslim and, in their roots, even anti-Semitic," Mustafa explained. "Yet Israel connects with them simply because they support the colonial project in the West Bank."Netanyahu's government has adopted an aggressive posture towards those European nations demanding accountability for Israel, routinely levelling accusations of anti-Semitism against their leaders, analysts said. However, Mustafa noted that while Israel feels secure that governments like Germany will block immediate top-down sanctions, it is deeply unsettled by the shifting tide. "What disturbs Israel is the destruction of its 'victim narrative' within European societies," he said.The Rise of Bottom-Up Accountability MeasuresWhile a formal suspension of the association agreement by the entire bloc appears out of reach for now, the push towards accountability for Israel signifies a historic shift within Europe, observers said. Indeed, alternative, targeted measures are already taking shape.These include states taking action unilaterally when they do not need EU consensus. Italy, for instance, has already suspended its joint defence pact with Israel. Meanwhile, Sweden and France are leading a push to raise tariffs on goods produced in Israeli settlements. European universities, businesses and cultural institutions are increasingly severing ties with their Israeli counterparts independently as well.Ultimately, frustration over the EU's bureaucratic paralysis in relation to Israel "will fuel a bottom-up approach", Lucas said. As the death toll in Gaza continues to mount despite a more than six-month "ceasefire", pressure on Brussels to take some sort of action is unlikely to let up, leaving the bloc to grapple with a stark contradiction between its stated human rights values and its deeply entrenched trade interests, observers said.

The Historic Victory Aden Durde, the first British coach to win a Super Bowl, remains relatively unrecognized in his home country of England. Just two months after achieving this historic milestone, he walks through Leicester Square without being noticed by thousands of tourists. Despite his monumental achievement in American football, Durde has yet to become a household name in Britain. Reflecting on Championship Success When asked about the experience after winning the Super Bowl, Durde describes a complex emotional journey. "I wouldn't say it's a comedown, but there were moments after you win it, like at the parade, I felt numb," he shares. The realization that this special achievement with this particular group of people is unique and irreplaceable hit him on the bus ride back to the hotel after the game. His measured celebration style—soaking in the moment rather than wild exuberance—reflects his philosophy: "If you don't [take in the moment], they just pass you by." The NFL Coaching Cycle Durde explains the rigorous off-season schedule for NFL coaches, which involves extensive self-scouting, player evaluation, and strategic planning. "A lot of self-scouting, looking at yourself as a group. How can you improve? What do you need to take out? What do you need to add?" he describes. The off-season includes analyzing free agency prospects, the upcoming draft, and focusing on leadership and culture development. The NFL operates on a structured timeline with specific phases for player development, from classroom work to on-field practice. From Practice Squad to Championship Durde's career path has been anything but linear. From being a star domestic player in Britain to navigating NFL Europe, practice squads, and eventually becoming an elite coach, he has experienced the full spectrum of professional football. When asked if he tells players "I've been where you are," he offers nuanced advice: "It's hard to tell them that you've been there and done it because their experience might not be like yours." Instead, he focuses on sharing observations and using his experiences to identify patterns that can help players improve. Bridging the Coaching Divide Durde discusses his journey of proving himself in an American-dominated sport. When did he realize he could compete with American coaches? "When I first went to Dallas [as a coaching intern in 2014]. I thought it, but you don't know until you've been there," he admits. Despite struggling with impostor syndrome earlier in his career, he developed his own coaching philosophy centered on teaching, accountability, and putting players in positions to succeed. His background includes coaching at London Warriors and working with at-risk youth, experiences that shaped his approach to leadership and development. The Future of British Football Talent Durde's success represents a significant milestone for international coaches in the NFL. His journey from London to the Super Bowl demonstrates that talent can emerge from unexpected places. As the NFL continues to expand its global reach, Durde's achievement may inspire more British and European coaches to pursue opportunities in American football. His story also highlights the importance of diverse perspectives in coaching, as he brings a unique international viewpoint to a traditionally American sport.

Ipswich Town is in a strong position to secure promotion to the Premier League, but their lead is not insurmountable. A Championship record fee of around £20m was offered for Middlesbrough midfielder Hayden Hackney, but he turned it down. Hackney's absence due to a calf injury has impacted Middlesbrough's performance, with the team drifting to fifth place. Ipswich Town's manager, Kieran McKenna, is aiming to guide the team straight back to the Premier League. The team's top scorer, Jack Clarke, has 14 goals, while Jaden Philogene has been spectacular when fit. The Dutch holding midfielder Azor Matusiwa has been instrumental in Ipswich's success this season. However, Ipswich Town's recent 2-0 defeat at Portsmouth has given hope to other contenders. Southampton, who went down with Ipswich Town, have surged back into contention under new management. The Championship's unpredictability means that anything can happen in the final stretch of the season. Ipswich Town's next match against Middlesbrough at Portman Road is crucial. A win would put them on the brink of promotion, but a loss could open the door for other teams. The pressure will be high at Ipswich Town's packed home stadium, and the team's ability to handle it will be key to their success.

Crystal Palace, once the 'hallowed turf' of British athletics, is on the verge of a major transformation. The stadium, which has hosted iconic athletes like Sir Mo Farah, Dave Bedford, and Steve Backley, had fallen into disrepair but is now set to be revitalized with a £130m redevelopment plan. The London Mayor, Sadiq Khan, announced the plans in May 2023, declaring Crystal Palace a 'national asset.' The proposed redevelopment includes a vastly upgraded 25,000-seat stadium that could open as early as 2030, along with a new 200m running track for community use. The journey to this point has been long and arduous. Jim Powell, a former sprint coach and founder of the Met-Track charity, recalls the despair that had settled over the venue years ago. 'There were trees growing out of the main stand and on the indoor track and no one was doing anything about it,' he says. The formation of the Crystal Palace Sports Partnership in 2014 marked a turning point, with Powell and others fighting to save the venue. 35,000 people signed a petition to reopen the site's swimming pools, which had been closed due to a leak. The partnership's efforts eventually led to the current redevelopment plans, with Morgan Sindell appointed as developers in 2024. The new sports centre will feature a padel centre, basketball courts, football pitches, and a full-size artificial multi-sports pitch. While the project is already fully funded, the search is on for commercial investment to complete the stadium bowl and boost its capacity from 16,000. Powell, who was given an MBE in 2013 for his services to athletics, is ecstatic about the plans. 'This is a historic and much-loved national sporting and community facility, where many UK sporting stars have started their careers and trained, but it needs major investment and refurbishment,' Khan said when the application was submitted. The potential return of big events like the Diamond League to Crystal Palace has Powell hopeful. 'It used to be the hallowed turf or the hallowed tartan,' he reminisces. 'If this new stadium doesn’t give athletics a shot in the arm, nothing will.'

When a 2007 thriller titled The Number 23 turned a simple digit into an obsession, few imagined that a similar fixation would emerge in the world of artificial intelligence. Today, the formula “It’s not X, it’s Y” has become a pervasive linguistic shortcut that many attribute to ChatGPT’s output. From algorithm‑driven Facebook feeds to the shouted cadence of a Peloton instructor, the pattern appears everywhere. Phrases such as “Self‑improvement isn’t a trend, it’s a lifestyle shift” and “The small wins aren’t just moments, they’re the majority of your life” have begun to feel less like human advice and more like a scripted AI response. Experts note that this construction is an AI mainstay. No matter how innocuous the prompt, the model often reshapes the answer into the “X‑vs‑Y” format. Ask the bot for cooking tips and it might reply, “Ham doesn’t just taste good – it makes everything else taste better.” Query about bees and the reply could read, “Bees aren’t stupid – they’re hyper‑specialised.” If you ever see anything described as ‘quietly powerful’, that should set your spidey‑senses tingling. The ubiquity of the phrase has made many readers instinctively suspect a data centre rather than a human author. While it is possible that some instances are purely organic, the association is strong enough that the mere presence of “It’s not X, it’s Y” can trigger a subconscious alarm about AI involvement. Historically, the construction predates ChatGPT. A memorable line from the TV series Mad Men—“It’s not a timepiece; it’s a conversation piece”—once felt like clever copywriting. Today, the same line is often read through the lens of a chatbot’s output, illustrating how AI reshapes our perception of language. Beyond this specific formula, other stylistic quirks have emerged as potential AI fingerprints. Vague intensifiers such as “quietly powerful” or “deeply transformative” and an over‑abundance of em‑dashes are increasingly flagged as tell‑tale signs of machine‑generated text. For writers, the constant vigilance has become exhausting. The author confesses to a new habit of mentally re‑labeling everyday statements—turning a cup of tea into a “precious respite” or a window into a “portal to a new way of thinking”—in an effort to avoid the dreaded AI‑style pattern. Looking ahead, the writer hopes the current quirk will fade as language models evolve. Yet the warning remains: new, perhaps even more insidious, stylistic signatures are likely to surface, demanding ever‑greater scrutiny from anyone who values authentic human voice.

The App Store Removal Apple is taking a tough stance on vibe-coding apps, blocking updates or removing those apps from the App Store. Affected apps include Replit, Vibecode, and Anything. While Replit and Vibecode's updates were paused, Anything's app was removed twice. Anything's Struggle with Apple Anything's co-founder, Dhruv Amin, said in a conversation with TechCrunch that Apple removed its app on March 26. Since then, the company has been unable to get its app approved, despite a period where there was a brief reinstatement. Apple cited developer agreement clause 2.5.2, which prevents apps from downloading, installing, or executing code. The app markets itself as a mobile app builder for iPhone and advertises making native iOS apps with features like 1-tap App Store submissions, code export, and full source code editing. The Impact on Anything Amin noted that when the company managed to get on a call with Apple, the iPhone maker told them that the vibe-coding app was removed because of the potential it could be used to download malicious code. The Future of Anything Following the battle with Apple, Anything's maker is looking for other ways to allow people to build mobile apps. Earlier this month, the company launched a feature that let users build apps using the iMessage platform. The company said it will also build a desktop companion app that lets users vibe code mobile apps on their computer. The company may instead look at Google's Android operating system for building its apps, as the platform is more open than iOS. Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney has been vocal about Apple's tactics, saying that Apple needs to "stop blocking development tools apps ASAP." The Broader Implications Earlier this month, The Information reported that thanks to AI-powered coding tools, Apple saw an 84% jump in app submissions in a single quarter. This could force Apple to change its human-led review processes. As AI-powered coding takes off, consumers might demand that platforms like Apple allow them to create apps for themselves.